@austynross.bsky.social
Aspiring - Father, Husband, Friend, Runner, Leatherworker, Cactus enthusiast, ASL interpreter, and hopefully...a good person.
This one is my favorite
September 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This one is my favorite
Flask, alas, was a butterless man.
August 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Flask, alas, was a butterless man.
If you can't read it front to back, it works as a book of poems or a work of scripture.
Crack it open to a random chapter and read a couple paragraphs.
Then sit back and ponder the allegory or joke or whatever you came across, then close it for another day.
Crack it open to a random chapter and read a couple paragraphs.
Then sit back and ponder the allegory or joke or whatever you came across, then close it for another day.
August 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If you can't read it front to back, it works as a book of poems or a work of scripture.
Crack it open to a random chapter and read a couple paragraphs.
Then sit back and ponder the allegory or joke or whatever you came across, then close it for another day.
Crack it open to a random chapter and read a couple paragraphs.
Then sit back and ponder the allegory or joke or whatever you came across, then close it for another day.
The only qualm I have with him is when he takes a whole-ass chapter to argue that whales are fish.
August 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The only qualm I have with him is when he takes a whole-ass chapter to argue that whales are fish.
Are we the raid party? God, I hope not.
June 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Are we the raid party? God, I hope not.
This reminds me of Jefferson serving French Fries to his dinner guests and having them accuse him of "putting on airs" because of the novelty.
May 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This reminds me of Jefferson serving French Fries to his dinner guests and having them accuse him of "putting on airs" because of the novelty.
Now there's a project that's finally worth all of that processing power
May 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Now there's a project that's finally worth all of that processing power
It's a cesspool, until you get in.
Then it's a hot tub.
Then it's a hot tub.
May 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It's a cesspool, until you get in.
Then it's a hot tub.
Then it's a hot tub.
Smelling blood in the water
April 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Smelling blood in the water
Literally put this straight into my veins.
April 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Literally put this straight into my veins.
Babylon Bee has always been about as funny as an endoscopy.
April 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Babylon Bee has always been about as funny as an endoscopy.
So you've got the non-sense?
Eh? Eh? (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞"
Eh? Eh? (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞"
April 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
So you've got the non-sense?
Eh? Eh? (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞"
Eh? Eh? (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞"
God has a side on every issue! It just so happens to be that he's always on our side!
April 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
God has a side on every issue! It just so happens to be that he's always on our side!
That you, Sec. Hegseth?
April 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
That you, Sec. Hegseth?
So his argument is essentially:
• We don't have jurisdiction because the lower courts don't either.
• This is highly irregular and we have procedures to follow.
• Guys, they weren't sending people off THIS MINUTE.
and
• We gotta hear from the Administration too! What's their side to this?
• We don't have jurisdiction because the lower courts don't either.
• This is highly irregular and we have procedures to follow.
• Guys, they weren't sending people off THIS MINUTE.
and
• We gotta hear from the Administration too! What's their side to this?
April 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
So his argument is essentially:
• We don't have jurisdiction because the lower courts don't either.
• This is highly irregular and we have procedures to follow.
• Guys, they weren't sending people off THIS MINUTE.
and
• We gotta hear from the Administration too! What's their side to this?
• We don't have jurisdiction because the lower courts don't either.
• This is highly irregular and we have procedures to follow.
• Guys, they weren't sending people off THIS MINUTE.
and
• We gotta hear from the Administration too! What's their side to this?
Sounds like they aren't planning on 'Facilitating'.
I hope Judge Boasberg drops the largest hammer possible.
I hope Judge Boasberg drops the largest hammer possible.
April 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Sounds like they aren't planning on 'Facilitating'.
I hope Judge Boasberg drops the largest hammer possible.
I hope Judge Boasberg drops the largest hammer possible.
You turned it inside out, you bastard!
10/10
10/10
April 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
You turned it inside out, you bastard!
10/10
10/10
Jack has been putting out some hits!
April 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Jack has been putting out some hits!
You know what the give away is to me?
98.6° and 99% pulse/ox
Those numbers are bullshit.
98.6° and 99% pulse/ox
Those numbers are bullshit.
April 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You know what the give away is to me?
98.6° and 99% pulse/ox
Those numbers are bullshit.
98.6° and 99% pulse/ox
Those numbers are bullshit.
I thought they were talking Corvallis, Montana, and I was like... 'No. That's the polygamists.'
April 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I thought they were talking Corvallis, Montana, and I was like... 'No. That's the polygamists.'
You can't spell Executive without execute! Q.E.D.
- Roberts probably
- Roberts probably
April 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You can't spell Executive without execute! Q.E.D.
- Roberts probably
- Roberts probably