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@australianthing.bsky.social
Dumb human. Bad at maths. I make words.
I have a 3kg slab of aluminium on my desk. The small one is so I can sit like a gargoyle and type.
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I have a 3kg slab of aluminium on my desk. The small one is so I can sit like a gargoyle and type.
Keyboard in question. It has cute purple accent keys. It actually feels way nicer than it should for what I paid for it. All hail brown switches.
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Keyboard in question. It has cute purple accent keys. It actually feels way nicer than it should for what I paid for it. All hail brown switches.
my brain is wired so specifically that for like a femtosecond i thought this was an ad for vlc
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
my brain is wired so specifically that for like a femtosecond i thought this was an ad for vlc
German chocolate cake. Not actually German. Just made up by a dude names German.
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
German chocolate cake. Not actually German. Just made up by a dude names German.
In an act of total rebellion of all the responsibilities and an abandonment of eye shadow.
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
In an act of total rebellion of all the responsibilities and an abandonment of eye shadow.
Look at this fantastic officially licensed weeb Bialetti. I'm going to get one for my dad for Christmas.
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Look at this fantastic officially licensed weeb Bialetti. I'm going to get one for my dad for Christmas.
There's an anime called Wandance. This happens like 15 minutes into episode 1. It made me so happy. Completely unedited.
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
There's an anime called Wandance. This happens like 15 minutes into episode 1. It made me so happy. Completely unedited.
I always wanted to grow up and pilot a robot. Not like this tho.
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I always wanted to grow up and pilot a robot. Not like this tho.
You're making my point for me.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
You're making my point for me.
Thank you, it's extra impressive when you see this and I am very not bothered by it at all
October 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Thank you, it's extra impressive when you see this and I am very not bothered by it at all
It's no longer an issue, fortunately.
October 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
It's no longer an issue, fortunately.
Balatro was so consuming it competes with my other obsession
October 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Balatro was so consuming it competes with my other obsession
It's ok. It's nowhere near as alluring and destructive as Balatro. I've had the game since it launched and have only dumped 23hrs into it.
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It's ok. It's nowhere near as alluring and destructive as Balatro. I've had the game since it launched and have only dumped 23hrs into it.
Same vibe tbh.
October 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Same vibe tbh.
I remembered to buy Balatro.
October 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I remembered to buy Balatro.
Took my aunt to this sick place called Mr Watkins for brunch. Old chappie was playing a piano in the middle of the joint, our tables were sewing machines. The vibe is amazing.
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Took my aunt to this sick place called Mr Watkins for brunch. Old chappie was playing a piano in the middle of the joint, our tables were sewing machines. The vibe is amazing.
The roses in my pappous garden are still going hard. These two are the only red ones we've had in ages.
October 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The roses in my pappous garden are still going hard. These two are the only red ones we've had in ages.
Looking at random houses I find this insane foyer. The light fixture makes it look like the Virgin Mary is firing her laser beams.
October 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Looking at random houses I find this insane foyer. The light fixture makes it look like the Virgin Mary is firing her laser beams.
So now my sister doesn't live with me, it is more difficult to share makeup. This is how she gave me some of her setting powder. Nothing sus at all.
October 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
So now my sister doesn't live with me, it is more difficult to share makeup. This is how she gave me some of her setting powder. Nothing sus at all.
The reason I wanted fresh crusty bread. These braised leeks. Had these with some steak and bread. Remarkable dinner.
September 27, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The reason I wanted fresh crusty bread. These braised leeks. Had these with some steak and bread. Remarkable dinner.
As part of my rehabilitation and transition from hermit cave goblin to chaotic free-range goblin, I have been doing uncomfortable things. Things like going to a busy bakery on a Saturday morning to buy bread and getting distracted by the most glorious looking pistachio croissant.
September 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
As part of my rehabilitation and transition from hermit cave goblin to chaotic free-range goblin, I have been doing uncomfortable things. Things like going to a busy bakery on a Saturday morning to buy bread and getting distracted by the most glorious looking pistachio croissant.
Hooray! The fancy coffee gift arrived. Crema coffee garage are rad lads.
September 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Hooray! The fancy coffee gift arrived. Crema coffee garage are rad lads.
The mania tiramisu I made the other night turned out pretty ok
September 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The mania tiramisu I made the other night turned out pretty ok