Austin Yorski
@austinyorski.bsky.social
Podcaster (Dice Funk, Spew Punk, Crew Gunk) at Patreon.com/AustinYorski
Apparently, people are out there thinking Krookodile, from Pokémon's America, is a Gharial--native to India--instead of what it CLEARLY is: a spectacled caiman!!! IT IS WEARING GLASSES, you fools!!!!
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Apparently, people are out there thinking Krookodile, from Pokémon's America, is a Gharial--native to India--instead of what it CLEARLY is: a spectacled caiman!!! IT IS WEARING GLASSES, you fools!!!!
This is how it feels to date someone way more attractive.
October 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is how it feels to date someone way more attractive.
This is a game for babies.
September 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This is a game for babies.
BREAKING! Leaked excerpt from the shooter's manifesto:
September 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING! Leaked excerpt from the shooter's manifesto:
"More of that strange text... it's probably nothing."
July 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"More of that strange text... it's probably nothing."
He looks so smug.
"I broke my leash, father. You have no power over me now."
Joke's on you, nerd. No more walks until we get a new leash.
"I broke my leash, father. You have no power over me now."
Joke's on you, nerd. No more walks until we get a new leash.
July 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
He looks so smug.
"I broke my leash, father. You have no power over me now."
Joke's on you, nerd. No more walks until we get a new leash.
"I broke my leash, father. You have no power over me now."
Joke's on you, nerd. No more walks until we get a new leash.
The reviews for the new pet food are in!
June 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The reviews for the new pet food are in!
Genji Glove GOATed?!?!
June 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Genji Glove GOATed?!?!
Before you may traverse the hallway, you must answer their riddles three.
One always lies. One doesn't understand what's going on. Good luck.
One always lies. One doesn't understand what's going on. Good luck.
June 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Before you may traverse the hallway, you must answer their riddles three.
One always lies. One doesn't understand what's going on. Good luck.
One always lies. One doesn't understand what's going on. Good luck.
Environmental storytelling in Florida
June 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Environmental storytelling in Florida
Even if you think you don't care about sports, you should listen to our bonus podcasts where we lose our mind about how wacky the NBA and NHL playoffs are right now.
Also, you can learn about the dastardly villainy of Dick Slender, for only $1!
Patreon.com/austinyorski
Also, you can learn about the dastardly villainy of Dick Slender, for only $1!
Patreon.com/austinyorski
May 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Even if you think you don't care about sports, you should listen to our bonus podcasts where we lose our mind about how wacky the NBA and NHL playoffs are right now.
Also, you can learn about the dastardly villainy of Dick Slender, for only $1!
Patreon.com/austinyorski
Also, you can learn about the dastardly villainy of Dick Slender, for only $1!
Patreon.com/austinyorski
ABC: Always Be Clobberin'
February 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
ABC: Always Be Clobberin'
First game with The Thing? It was slobberin' time.
February 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
First game with The Thing? It was slobberin' time.
Like a Dragon: Ishin! posits that the Meiji Restoration was not the result of a confluence of economic and cultural forces, but was instead directly caused by Dudes Rocking.
February 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Like a Dragon: Ishin! posits that the Meiji Restoration was not the result of a confluence of economic and cultural forces, but was instead directly caused by Dudes Rocking.
Lotusguard Disciple MVP
February 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Lotusguard Disciple MVP
Count On Luck MVP
February 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Count On Luck MVP
Marvel Rivals is really easy if you just refuse to die.
February 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Marvel Rivals is really easy if you just refuse to die.
America has BETTER MAN fever! We just can't get enough of the new hit movie about a musical monkey named Robert Wambsgams or whatever.
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
America has BETTER MAN fever! We just can't get enough of the new hit movie about a musical monkey named Robert Wambsgams or whatever.
Ye olde viking warrior reacts to Potion That Instantly Sends You to Asgard
December 14, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Ye olde viking warrior reacts to Potion That Instantly Sends You to Asgard
Is it possible to get MVP through assists?
December 14, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Is it possible to get MVP through assists?
I didn't care for her last album, but she really carried our team. Respect.
December 13, 2024 at 6:50 AM
I didn't care for her last album, but she really carried our team. Respect.
"Fans of gay nerd stuff should also check out gay nerd stuff."
Thanks, Spotify!
Thanks, Spotify!
December 11, 2024 at 11:28 PM
"Fans of gay nerd stuff should also check out gay nerd stuff."
Thanks, Spotify!
Thanks, Spotify!