Thank you the love & support over the years, but for now I have to put my focus elsewhere. I’ll be sharing only my event ads and ads that friends tag me in, but it’ll be best to contact me directly. Please go squeeze the hell out of someone you love. - Austin

Upward shot of a lamp…but why dies it remind me of the hell portal from Event Horizon…? 🤔😱

This is me scaring the hell outta forty or so people with one of my true paranormal encounter stories at The Underground bar in Provincetown, MA! 👻

When post-nap hair loves you! ⬇️

Fifty years gone, but NEVER forgotten!

The coffee infusing into my waking self…this, friends, is my sunrise!! ☕️

Yes you can demean someone, but when possible do so in as baffling a method as possible so as it will haunt the poor bastard forever. #clamface #walrusclownyouhaveaface

This was me at 5 or 6, I think, and serves as proof positive I was a well-meaning but spooky lil’ kid from the get go! 👻 😂