It involves some kind of climate miracle. Somehow, we not only stop worsening climate change, but we begin to reverse the effects, however slowly.

Also, in this timeline everyone understands how important the problem is and wants to help solve it. But maybe I'm dreaming too big.

Baseball is fun because the ball goes *CRACK* and then *nyoom*

When the batter misses the ball it goes *pop* in the catcher's glove

Other times when the ball is in play the players are running a lot and half of them are really good at running while the other half are really bad so that's fun

Living the dream. I'm stuck here with two digits of followers, being respectful and modest. When am I going to get corrupted by attention?

I read Looking for Alaska when I was in middle school, and it helped me grow as both a person and a writer. The idea that reading that book at a young age was in any way harmful to me is absurd. Thanks for writing, John.

So true, absorbing this into my worldview without question

woah dude

Hell yes. I'm about to responsibly spend an irresponsible amount of money. Or irresponsibly spend a responsible amount. One of those.

In my first skeet I called it a bleet so I guess I called it wrong

So proud of you

Disclaimer: I am not a Yankees fan.

Don't worry, I play a lot of Bethesda games. That is to say, I spend hours installing mods, so I spend more time not-playing than playing. I'm doing it right.

Watch out--Before you know it, that kid's going to be playing Victoria 3. Worse, he'll be good at it.