Austin Purrs (Parody, obviously)
@austinpurrs.bsky.social
I'm a tuxedo tabby cat living in the UK. I'm 11 years old and my hooman servants adopted me from a rescue centre and gave me a new home with my own bedroom.
Evening, hoomans.
Your furry overlord, Austin, here.
As you can see, one has had one's photo taken for the gazillionth time. One can't help being so photogenic.
Hope you all have a good weekend. 😸🐾
Your furry overlord, Austin, here.
As you can see, one has had one's photo taken for the gazillionth time. One can't help being so photogenic.
Hope you all have a good weekend. 😸🐾
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Evening, hoomans.
Your furry overlord, Austin, here.
As you can see, one has had one's photo taken for the gazillionth time. One can't help being so photogenic.
Hope you all have a good weekend. 😸🐾
Your furry overlord, Austin, here.
As you can see, one has had one's photo taken for the gazillionth time. One can't help being so photogenic.
Hope you all have a good weekend. 😸🐾
Meowy Christmas to all. My cat followers. Hope that Santa Paws brings you some nice treats.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Meowy Christmas to all. My cat followers. Hope that Santa Paws brings you some nice treats.
Just me snoozing on my hooman dad's bed whilst he watches weird stuff on YouTube.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just me snoozing on my hooman dad's bed whilst he watches weird stuff on YouTube.
I'm borrowing your bed, mum. Not sure yet how long for.
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm borrowing your bed, mum. Not sure yet how long for.
Do you mind, I'm having a nap.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Do you mind, I'm having a nap.
My hoomans totally redid the back garden and I kind of like the new comfy furniture. I've already claimed my seat, or more accurately, seats.
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My hoomans totally redid the back garden and I kind of like the new comfy furniture. I've already claimed my seat, or more accurately, seats.
A cuteness collage for you my loyal hooman subjects.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A cuteness collage for you my loyal hooman subjects.
I really need to try not to be so dam cute. Maybe then my Hoomans will stop taking photos of me.
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I really need to try not to be so dam cute. Maybe then my Hoomans will stop taking photos of me.
My hoomans made this picture of me. A mere Scottish Laird? Really. I am an emperor. Get it right.
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My hoomans made this picture of me. A mere Scottish Laird? Really. I am an emperor. Get it right.
Heres another sneaky photo taken by my hooman dad. I can't even have a nap without him taking cute photos of me.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Heres another sneaky photo taken by my hooman dad. I can't even have a nap without him taking cute photos of me.
My dad has been away for a few days and I'm missing him. I am staging a protest outside his room.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My dad has been away for a few days and I'm missing him. I am staging a protest outside his room.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hello my loyal hooman subjects. As I glance out of the window onto all of my territory, I wonder what mayhem I can start today. 😸
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Hello my loyal hooman subjects. As I glance out of the window onto all of my territory, I wonder what mayhem I can start today. 😸
I'm a master of waking up my hooman dad. My breakfast time is non-negotiable. He should know this by now.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm a master of waking up my hooman dad. My breakfast time is non-negotiable. He should know this by now.
More pictures of me.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
More pictures of me.
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM