Austin Persing
@austinpersing.bsky.social
New Video Essayist On YouTube, Hella Gay, microplastics connoisseur
I see shoulder. Put those away you floozy.
a woman wearing a pink top and a pearl necklace looks at a man .
ALT: a woman wearing a pink top and a pearl necklace looks at a man .
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December 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I see shoulder. Put those away you floozy.
At least its not the 2004 Phantom?
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
At least its not the 2004 Phantom?
Because communism and/or socialism was just a red herring to usher in a generations of exploitation and capitalism.
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Because communism and/or socialism was just a red herring to usher in a generations of exploitation and capitalism.
Dramatic reenactment:
a purple puppet is chained to a wooden railing
ALT: a purple puppet is chained to a wooden railing
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December 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Dramatic reenactment:
I thought valleys were on top of the mountains connecting the two peaks.
And earth is a dinosaur shape
And earth is a dinosaur shape
a man in a suit and tie is dancing .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing .
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December 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I thought valleys were on top of the mountains connecting the two peaks.
And earth is a dinosaur shape
And earth is a dinosaur shape
He got rich through apartheid and his daddy's emerald mine.
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
He got rich through apartheid and his daddy's emerald mine.
I hope the tow truck didnt catch anything
December 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I hope the tow truck didnt catch anything
Millions of people eat chicken nuggets too, but if chicken nuggets disappeared it really wouldnt effect anything
December 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Millions of people eat chicken nuggets too, but if chicken nuggets disappeared it really wouldnt effect anything
I turned it off after the unobtanium bs lmao. That's like an element a veggietale movie would make up
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I turned it off after the unobtanium bs lmao. That's like an element a veggietale movie would make up
Has Avatar been a really shitty sequel series to Grease this whole time?
December 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Has Avatar been a really shitty sequel series to Grease this whole time?
Mine is: "That is very good of you, (insert bland protagonist name here)"
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mine is: "That is very good of you, (insert bland protagonist name here)"
The British arent coming! The British arent coming!
December 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The British arent coming! The British arent coming!
If they could go back to that they probably would
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If they could go back to that they probably would
Sooooo what do you expect us to do? Nobody can quit their jobs or go on strike because the cost of living is so high. Can't exactly incite a revolution, cant really do anything shitler or the politicians legally or otherwise, so what pray tell do you expect normal citizens to do?
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sooooo what do you expect us to do? Nobody can quit their jobs or go on strike because the cost of living is so high. Can't exactly incite a revolution, cant really do anything shitler or the politicians legally or otherwise, so what pray tell do you expect normal citizens to do?
Thats because discs didn't exist back then you bellend
December 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Thats because discs didn't exist back then you bellend
Happy Solstice! And blessed Yule!
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Happy Solstice! And blessed Yule!
Isnt that called a PC?
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Isnt that called a PC?
Soooooo kinda like Swan in Phantom of the Paradise? but sans the Faustian bargains?
December 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Soooooo kinda like Swan in Phantom of the Paradise? but sans the Faustian bargains?
Thats exactly what Glinda told her at the end, "You've always had the power, whether you knew it or not."
Dorothy just needed to learn some independence and how to appreciate the home she had.
Dorothy just needed to learn some independence and how to appreciate the home she had.
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Thats exactly what Glinda told her at the end, "You've always had the power, whether you knew it or not."
Dorothy just needed to learn some independence and how to appreciate the home she had.
Dorothy just needed to learn some independence and how to appreciate the home she had.
Where else are we supposed to store our pee?
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Where else are we supposed to store our pee?