AustinMadHatter
austinmadhatter.bsky.social
AustinMadHatter
@austinmadhatter.bsky.social
Previous Music Major, IT desktop support geek, lover of rescue dogs (2 Blue Lacy Dogs, and the prettiest, sweetest AmStaff ever), love to cook, bake, knit (needles, loom, and knitting machine), crochet. Also a machine embroiderer. Older than some dirt.
Those are awesome! I'm just starting on my potholder journey!
January 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Ummm... could he maybe move to a filthy Mar-A-Lago corner instead?
October 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
WAY TO GO, George!!!
October 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I made an exceptional loaf of sandwich bread in my Pullman pan. My other attempts had not been as successful as this one was! My son went from famine, job-wise, to total overload! He hadn't had a day off in about a week and a half, so while he's exhausted his check is gonna look damn good! 😊
September 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Awwwww!!! They definitely made my day a lot better!!
September 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
PHENOMENAL sock!!!
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
answer to a reporter's question on how he was holding up after Charlie Kirk's death... when he blathered on and on about the ballroom that he's building. Kimmel referred to that as the fourth stage of grief. He made fun of Trump and THAT was what was so egregious to this administration.
September 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The most telling point was that it wasn't what Kimmel said about Kirk... he'd made his views known when Kirk had been shot, and his views were that NO ONE has the right to shoot/kill someone for their opinions and sent love to Kirk's wife and kids. Kimmel was under attack for highlighting TRUMP'S
September 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oh wait... I forgot about the momentary Tunisian rendition of this never-to-be-finished blanket. It wasn't very drapey, either. Maybe if I upped the hook size again? I was using a J on the Super Saver yarn... Maybe a K would be better?

That sounded WAY too close to ripping it apart again...
September 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
REALLY want to know?

ADD is such a fun thing.
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
the look of it, so unraveling was in order. Being determined, I made a chain of 192 (holy crow, maybe it will wrap around the house???) and proceeded to work on a Granny stripe blanket and that's where we're at today. For now. It's not terribly drapey. Would the C2C have been more drapey? Do I
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I'd opt to watch Strike Force Five (Kimmel, Oliver, Fallon, Meyers, and Colbert) on a streaming channel and let the networks run Captain Cankles' State TV.
September 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Well, I'm working on a blanket for the upcoming winter (she says when it's been 100 degrees for days on end!) Have already made a boatload of winter hats (I'm Scandinavian... I can't help myself)

I hope a shower of good things has come your way this week!
August 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You offer this advice, Jay, as if you're relevant. You really weren't back in the day and you're sure as hell aren't now. You alienated a helluva lot MORE people than Colbert and company combined when you sabotaged Conan.
July 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It was expensive when I lived there and that was over 40 years ago.
July 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Everything he's said he's going to do is always within 2 weeks and then never comes to fruition. His Obama care is still pending his 2-week time frame from his first term.
June 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What a load of crap that statement is from ABC. If they actually remained committed to delivering ACTUAL news instead of what will please Fearless Leader, Terry Moran wouldn't be fired for telling the truth.
June 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Always. More points will be awarded if they can share the blame with Obama.
May 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oh, I dunno.... I think I CAN opt out by unplugging the SOB. Not playing your reindeer games, Amazon. You HAVE made it so very easy to find anything and everything one's little heart desires, but those days are over. You're way too Trumpian/Muskian for my taste.
March 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM