So, long story short, I guess this is a belated sorry to Gilbert Arenas.
And his ghostwriter.
And the NBA.
And the readers I forced into wading through 500 words of fluff before reaching anything resembling a point.
It wasn't ALL wrong though.
🔗: sports.ws/thegp/gilber...
And his ghostwriter.
And the NBA.
And the readers I forced into wading through 500 words of fluff before reaching anything resembling a point.
It wasn't ALL wrong though.
🔗: sports.ws/thegp/gilber...
June 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So, long story short, I guess this is a belated sorry to Gilbert Arenas.
And his ghostwriter.
And the NBA.
And the readers I forced into wading through 500 words of fluff before reaching anything resembling a point.
It wasn't ALL wrong though.
🔗: sports.ws/thegp/gilber...
And his ghostwriter.
And the NBA.
And the readers I forced into wading through 500 words of fluff before reaching anything resembling a point.
It wasn't ALL wrong though.
🔗: sports.ws/thegp/gilber...
The painfully long-winded story (I was 22!) is cynical and incoherent...
... but a glimpse into a simpler time when we stood at the edge of the abyss unaware of the world of always-on social media, narcissism and 24/7 personal branding we were about to fall into.
... but a glimpse into a simpler time when we stood at the edge of the abyss unaware of the world of always-on social media, narcissism and 24/7 personal branding we were about to fall into.
June 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The painfully long-winded story (I was 22!) is cynical and incoherent...
... but a glimpse into a simpler time when we stood at the edge of the abyss unaware of the world of always-on social media, narcissism and 24/7 personal branding we were about to fall into.
... but a glimpse into a simpler time when we stood at the edge of the abyss unaware of the world of always-on social media, narcissism and 24/7 personal branding we were about to fall into.
In 2009, I wrote a mostly bad and largely unfair feature about how Gilbert Arenas' once wildly popular blog coincided with the demise of his career.
It incensed his ghostwriter. I got an earful.
Some bangers though.
/🧵
It incensed his ghostwriter. I got an earful.
Some bangers though.
/🧵
June 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
In 2009, I wrote a mostly bad and largely unfair feature about how Gilbert Arenas' once wildly popular blog coincided with the demise of his career.
It incensed his ghostwriter. I got an earful.
Some bangers though.
/🧵
It incensed his ghostwriter. I got an earful.
Some bangers though.
/🧵
I recognize that photo shoot! This has been my Slack avatar for almost 10 years lol
March 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I recognize that photo shoot! This has been my Slack avatar for almost 10 years lol
A 285-pound center is averaging a 30-point triple-double.
He's...
3️⃣rd in PPG
3️⃣rd in RPG
2️⃣nd in APG
4️⃣th in SPG
3️⃣rd in 3P%
We're all pretty numb to stat inflation in the NBA but this is creeping toward Shohei Ohtani levels of absurd.
He's...
3️⃣rd in PPG
3️⃣rd in RPG
2️⃣nd in APG
4️⃣th in SPG
3️⃣rd in 3P%
We're all pretty numb to stat inflation in the NBA but this is creeping toward Shohei Ohtani levels of absurd.
January 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A 285-pound center is averaging a 30-point triple-double.
He's...
3️⃣rd in PPG
3️⃣rd in RPG
2️⃣nd in APG
4️⃣th in SPG
3️⃣rd in 3P%
We're all pretty numb to stat inflation in the NBA but this is creeping toward Shohei Ohtani levels of absurd.
He's...
3️⃣rd in PPG
3️⃣rd in RPG
2️⃣nd in APG
4️⃣th in SPG
3️⃣rd in 3P%
We're all pretty numb to stat inflation in the NBA but this is creeping toward Shohei Ohtani levels of absurd.
Wild reference to read in a random Canadian news story about an eagle setting up shop in a Newfoundland national park.
December 25, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Wild reference to read in a random Canadian news story about an eagle setting up shop in a Newfoundland national park.
plz forward all letters to my NBA Dunk Street address
December 2, 2024 at 7:12 PM
plz forward all letters to my NBA Dunk Street address
we used to be a proper country
December 2, 2024 at 4:12 PM
we used to be a proper country
At the very least, in-house promotional spots.
I'm /pretty sure/ I ripped this from a 1987 playoff game.
I should dig up more of these.
I'm /pretty sure/ I ripped this from a 1987 playoff game.
I should dig up more of these.
November 27, 2024 at 9:16 PM
At the very least, in-house promotional spots.
I'm /pretty sure/ I ripped this from a 1987 playoff game.
I should dig up more of these.
I'm /pretty sure/ I ripped this from a 1987 playoff game.
I should dig up more of these.
birthday cookie game on point
November 23, 2024 at 10:20 PM
birthday cookie game on point
Dyson Daniels' defense is the non-Pistons storyline I'm most obsessed with through the first month of the season and watching Cade Cunningham try to bring the ball up against him was a mesmerizing horror movie.
November 15, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Dyson Daniels' defense is the non-Pistons storyline I'm most obsessed with through the first month of the season and watching Cade Cunningham try to bring the ball up against him was a mesmerizing horror movie.
No better social commentary than this from Joel Embiid -- days into his actual playing career -- on election night 2016
November 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
No better social commentary than this from Joel Embiid -- days into his actual playing career -- on election night 2016
AJ Green missed a layup against the Pistons last night, bringing an end to the 11-game streak in which he shot 27-52 from beyond the arc... and 0-0 from two.
November 15, 2024 at 12:28 AM
AJ Green missed a layup against the Pistons last night, bringing an end to the 11-game streak in which he shot 27-52 from beyond the arc... and 0-0 from two.
how does it know my streetball name?
November 14, 2024 at 7:09 PM
how does it know my streetball name?
Just reactivated the the fantasy basketball dynasty league I've commished for 17 years.
Here was my championship squad during the very first season back in 2007-08.
Dying at Chris Paul STILL PLAYING BASKETBALL.
Here was my championship squad during the very first season back in 2007-08.
Dying at Chris Paul STILL PLAYING BASKETBALL.
July 4, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Just reactivated the the fantasy basketball dynasty league I've commished for 17 years.
Here was my championship squad during the very first season back in 2007-08.
Dying at Chris Paul STILL PLAYING BASKETBALL.
Here was my championship squad during the very first season back in 2007-08.
Dying at Chris Paul STILL PLAYING BASKETBALL.
NBA Twitter slowly reconvening on Bluesky to make peace and transfer to the afterlife.
July 3, 2023 at 6:28 PM
NBA Twitter slowly reconvening on Bluesky to make peace and transfer to the afterlife.
You had me at Bluesky: The Retirement Community for Geriatric Millennials from #NBATwitter.
July 3, 2023 at 6:10 PM
You had me at Bluesky: The Retirement Community for Geriatric Millennials from #NBATwitter.