aus
@austinhampton.bsky.social
i’m not even a right shoulder bump fade guy.
new bases:
1st - soft, sober kissing
2nd - unprotected sex
3rd - meeting friends
4th - spotify blend/shared playlist
1st - soft, sober kissing
2nd - unprotected sex
3rd - meeting friends
4th - spotify blend/shared playlist
August 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
new bases:
1st - soft, sober kissing
2nd - unprotected sex
3rd - meeting friends
4th - spotify blend/shared playlist
1st - soft, sober kissing
2nd - unprotected sex
3rd - meeting friends
4th - spotify blend/shared playlist
no, you didn’t play poorly in pickup because you’re out of form and haven’t shot a basketball in weeks, but because you came to the morning run with a heavy karmic debt*
*staying out too late and smoking too many cigarettes
*staying out too late and smoking too many cigarettes
July 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
no, you didn’t play poorly in pickup because you’re out of form and haven’t shot a basketball in weeks, but because you came to the morning run with a heavy karmic debt*
*staying out too late and smoking too many cigarettes
*staying out too late and smoking too many cigarettes
hakeem jeffries in my inbox asking for money
July 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
hakeem jeffries in my inbox asking for money
yeah, the less i yearn the better, or whatever Tame Impala said
July 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
yeah, the less i yearn the better, or whatever Tame Impala said
“last time we will see Lebron James on the TNT channel”
why did hearing that cut so deep?
why did hearing that cut so deep?
May 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“last time we will see Lebron James on the TNT channel”
why did hearing that cut so deep?
why did hearing that cut so deep?
still not 100% certain if they’re not zionists
brother throw me a beer and turn up that new HAIM
May 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
still not 100% certain if they’re not zionists
brother throw me a beer and turn up that new HAIM
March 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
brother throw me a beer and turn up that new HAIM
i don’t know why, but Krispy Kreme having their donuts available for purchase at McDonald’s (or at least the one on Flatbush and Fulton) feels like a Recession Indicator™
February 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i don’t know why, but Krispy Kreme having their donuts available for purchase at McDonald’s (or at least the one on Flatbush and Fulton) feels like a Recession Indicator™
RIP Pop Smoke, it kinda really was iconic when he said “i’m a thot, get me lit”
February 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
RIP Pop Smoke, it kinda really was iconic when he said “i’m a thot, get me lit”
i’m in the crib making forbidden parmesan*
*shaving my cracked heels down with a grater type apparatus to reveal the soft, supple skin underneath
*shaving my cracked heels down with a grater type apparatus to reveal the soft, supple skin underneath
February 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
i’m in the crib making forbidden parmesan*
*shaving my cracked heels down with a grater type apparatus to reveal the soft, supple skin underneath
*shaving my cracked heels down with a grater type apparatus to reveal the soft, supple skin underneath
Bachelor kind of shocking tonight like … they let them wear coats during the rose ceremony on that cold Spanish night??
February 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Bachelor kind of shocking tonight like … they let them wear coats during the rose ceremony on that cold Spanish night??
me, watching Grant’s season of The Bachelor, by myself, muttering about how great all of these players would be On Sand™
February 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
me, watching Grant’s season of The Bachelor, by myself, muttering about how great all of these players would be On Sand™
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lmao
January 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
lmao
literally whatever it takes
Who is willing to help us raise $80million to buy the Sun and treat Natasha Cloud like a queen
January 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
literally whatever it takes
criterion channel closet haul vs letterboxd top 4s
January 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
criterion channel closet haul vs letterboxd top 4s
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JB Pritzker flat out says the birthright "order" is unconstitutional and "we will not obey an unconstitutional order," attacks Trump for having the oligarchs in the front row.
See, @schumer.senate.gov? It's not that hard!
See, @schumer.senate.gov? It's not that hard!
Pritzker attacks Trump over birthright citizenship order: It’s ‘chaos’
The Illinois Democrat called the president’s plan “unconstitutional.”
www.politico.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
JB Pritzker flat out says the birthright "order" is unconstitutional and "we will not obey an unconstitutional order," attacks Trump for having the oligarchs in the front row.
See, @schumer.senate.gov? It's not that hard!
See, @schumer.senate.gov? It's not that hard!
The Traitors is so much fun , i love watching players from Survivor feed into their most basest instinct to crash tf out
January 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Traitors is so much fun , i love watching players from Survivor feed into their most basest instinct to crash tf out
the terrorism designation in the Mangione charges fascinates me, like are state prosecutors really going to try to prove that the millionaire CEO of a healthcare company is a member of a “civilian population?” dreaming that the courts will infer there is a true ruling class, having that on wax
December 19, 2024 at 8:43 PM
the terrorism designation in the Mangione charges fascinates me, like are state prosecutors really going to try to prove that the millionaire CEO of a healthcare company is a member of a “civilian population?” dreaming that the courts will infer there is a true ruling class, having that on wax
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Dafoe to @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social
December 5, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Dafoe to @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign