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Austin Belzer
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Entertainment news, interviews and reviews for weirdos like me at Austin B Media.

Member of OFTA, Indie Film Critics of America, and IFSCA.

Austin B Media: https://austinb.media/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AustinBMedia
My Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Season One review is now live!

Netflix’s animated take remembers what Splinter Cell is really about: silence, precision, and consequence.

Read the review now: austinb.media/latest/splin...
October 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
What a strange newsletter subject when the email doesn’t mention Lionsgate, the Detroit Lions, or any kind of lions and is actually about content marketing.
August 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This suit looks so good. Are you kidding me?! I refuse to be normal about this.
August 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I sat down with the brilliant @alisechaffins.bsky.social (her 6th time on the show!) to dig into The Bear Season 4. We get into Carmy's "apology tour", that intense finale, and whether a Season 5 is even a good idea.

$3 Patrons and up can stream it below!

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July 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
So, now that the HBO Max branding is back, do I get rid of the old one?
July 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Take my critic card away. This is all I've seen from the NYT top 100 of the century and what are absolute must-watches.
June 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Me watching my “comfort show” The Bear.
June 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Damn, Spotify. You didn't have to come for me like that.
May 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
$3 Patrons and above can now enjoy my interview with Fist Bump director Madeleine Farley, whose film will premiere this Saturday during Slamdance, 48 hours before anyone else.

I'd love to hear your thoughts!

Until next time!

www.patreon.com/posts/slamda...
February 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
$3 Patrons and above can now enjoy my interview with Sabrina Greco and Blu Hunt from the film Lockjaw, which will have its world premiere at Slamdance next week, 48 hours before it is available to anyone else.

I’d love to hear your thoughts!

Until next time!

www.patreon.com/posts/slamda...
February 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
$3 Patrons and above can now watch my interview with Thordur Palsson, director of The Damned, 24 hours before anyone else.

Let me know what you think!

Until next time!

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February 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In case y'all want a high-resolution version of the moment K Dot said "Hey, Drake!":
February 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Me during the Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl halftime show:
February 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Say no more. I’m in.
January 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I couldn’t get it finished today, but here’s what my annual New Years post is looking like so far.
January 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
December 27, 2024 at 3:08 PM
My #LastFourWatched is a wave of okay entries and then…Clint Eastwood brings it home with one of my favorite films of the year.
December 20, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Here’s my 2024 Wrapped.
December 4, 2024 at 2:03 PM
November 29, 2024 at 2:48 PM
STOP THE COUNT
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I'll be taking my first-ever winter break starting on December 4th.

Expect some posts to still publish, but I'll be focusing on recharging for an exciting 2025.

Everyone can check out all the details at the link below.

www.patreon.com/posts/im-goi...
November 25, 2024 at 5:26 PM
My review of A Real Pain is now public.

Is it a hit or miss?

Read my thoughts here: austinb.media/latest/a-rea...
November 25, 2024 at 4:10 PM
My top 16 for the year so far (I’ve got a ton of catching up to do!)
November 24, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Seated for A Real Pain.
November 16, 2024 at 7:16 PM