Austin Asinine
@austinasinine.bsky.social
How do ya like that for a slice of fried gold?
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America is heading for disaster. I know this as a renowned expert in disasters, because I personally have been leapfrogging from one to the next for nearly four decades. Can you smell it? I can, it's in the air. A fragrance of impending doom. Shit storm's a-comin'
Collin Chandler aka Captain Clutch. When the game is on the line he keeps making big time plays.
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Collin Chandler aka Captain Clutch. When the game is on the line he keeps making big time plays.
I'm fairly certain Rizzo the Rat owns Blinding Lights now
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I'm fairly certain Rizzo the Rat owns Blinding Lights now
New Muppet Show is a super good time!
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
New Muppet Show is a super good time!
Kentucky with 21 assists on 30 made shots. 6 different players with 3 or more assists. Especially as discombobulated as the offense has looked at times this year what a show! Without a true PG everyone has to be a willing playmaker, find your guy, and make the pass.
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Kentucky with 21 assists on 30 made shots. 6 different players with 3 or more assists. Especially as discombobulated as the offense has looked at times this year what a show! Without a true PG everyone has to be a willing playmaker, find your guy, and make the pass.
Throw the entire administration and their vile elite friends in jail and then fling that jail into the sun ☀️ A Prisun 😎
February 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Throw the entire administration and their vile elite friends in jail and then fling that jail into the sun ☀️ A Prisun 😎
A reality show called Hock-A-Shaq where contestants create fake products to see if there's a limit to what renowned spokes tool Shaquille O'Neal won't shill
January 31, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A reality show called Hock-A-Shaq where contestants create fake products to see if there's a limit to what renowned spokes tool Shaquille O'Neal won't shill
🎵Warning chime, stay clear of the doors that let you out of the train🎵
January 31, 2026 at 2:30 AM
🎵Warning chime, stay clear of the doors that let you out of the train🎵
At the rate everyone likes to give their two cents how are they not broke? Maybe there is an incentive to just shut up once in a while? I find the incessant talk senseless. We all have opinions and they're all basically worthless. I'll remain begging for change.
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
At the rate everyone likes to give their two cents how are they not broke? Maybe there is an incentive to just shut up once in a while? I find the incessant talk senseless. We all have opinions and they're all basically worthless. I'll remain begging for change.
I'm in grave danger of dying without people recognizing my true value. I'll very much be six feet underappreciated, ya dig?
January 23, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I'm in grave danger of dying without people recognizing my true value. I'll very much be six feet underappreciated, ya dig?
How I feel about my phone
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 PM
How I feel about my phone
Feeling nostalgic for a time before music streaming and algorithms when being the friend who knew a lot about music and where to find anything wasn't obsolete. I'd open up my metaphorical trench coat of music and hook you up with your next obsession. And then you'd be back for more and I had the fix
January 23, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Feeling nostalgic for a time before music streaming and algorithms when being the friend who knew a lot about music and where to find anything wasn't obsolete. I'd open up my metaphorical trench coat of music and hook you up with your next obsession. And then you'd be back for more and I had the fix
Too horrible to be adorable but if the price is right maybe whore-able
Find me at the destitute prostitute institute
Find me at the destitute prostitute institute
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Too horrible to be adorable but if the price is right maybe whore-able
Find me at the destitute prostitute institute
Find me at the destitute prostitute institute
Collin Chandler taking flight ✈️
White man can jump 😱
White man can jump 😱
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Collin Chandler taking flight ✈️
White man can jump 😱
White man can jump 😱
I honestly assumed based on the phenomenal nature of this album that it had some kind of larger following. I notoriously spread my plays around but it was my most played album for 2025 despite being released in early October. The highest of recommendations, The Fynches
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I honestly assumed based on the phenomenal nature of this album that it had some kind of larger following. I notoriously spread my plays around but it was my most played album for 2025 despite being released in early October. The highest of recommendations, The Fynches
Ya just hate to see that 🤣
Orange crushed
😼💙
Orange crushed
😼💙
January 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Ya just hate to see that 🤣
Orange crushed
😼💙
Orange crushed
😼💙
Song Sung Blue? Is Hollywood that bereft of ideas? The best Neil Diamond movie was already made and it was Saving Silverman.
a man in a silver bodysuit is dancing in a crowd of people .
ALT: a man in a silver bodysuit is dancing in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Song Sung Blue? Is Hollywood that bereft of ideas? The best Neil Diamond movie was already made and it was Saving Silverman.
MORENO! 😱
C-A-T-S
CATS
CATS
CATS
C-A-T-S
CATS
CATS
CATS
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
MORENO! 😱
C-A-T-S
CATS
CATS
CATS
C-A-T-S
CATS
CATS
CATS
On the move with the BEST girl, Banda
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
On the move with the BEST girl, Banda
I think I'm dehydrated because instead of me being 70% water I'm 70% trauma. Only joking, I'm 100% trauma 🥲
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I think I'm dehydrated because instead of me being 70% water I'm 70% trauma. Only joking, I'm 100% trauma 🥲
Getting warm sitting by the fire
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Getting warm sitting by the fire
So, there's a very ominous presence at my usual basketball court. The birds are firmly in control.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So, there's a very ominous presence at my usual basketball court. The birds are firmly in control.
Smells like holiday spirit 🎄
December 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Smells like holiday spirit 🎄