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105. KICKASSIA (rewatch)
shockingly fun still! it isn't well made. it's not even GOOD. but channel awesome wanted to make a no-holds-barred, reverent slapstick comedy with their entire crew, and they accomplished what they set out to do.
thank god i already failed no nostalgia critic november.
shockingly fun still! it isn't well made. it's not even GOOD. but channel awesome wanted to make a no-holds-barred, reverent slapstick comedy with their entire crew, and they accomplished what they set out to do.
thank god i already failed no nostalgia critic november.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
105. KICKASSIA (rewatch)
shockingly fun still! it isn't well made. it's not even GOOD. but channel awesome wanted to make a no-holds-barred, reverent slapstick comedy with their entire crew, and they accomplished what they set out to do.
thank god i already failed no nostalgia critic november.
shockingly fun still! it isn't well made. it's not even GOOD. but channel awesome wanted to make a no-holds-barred, reverent slapstick comedy with their entire crew, and they accomplished what they set out to do.
thank god i already failed no nostalgia critic november.
104. THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD MOVIE (rewatch)
besides joining screenwave, this is the worst thing the nerd has done. there's a couple jokes worth some huffs through the nose, but otherwise this film contains nothing worthwhile for fans of the series or newcomers. extremely disappointing.
besides joining screenwave, this is the worst thing the nerd has done. there's a couple jokes worth some huffs through the nose, but otherwise this film contains nothing worthwhile for fans of the series or newcomers. extremely disappointing.
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
104. THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD MOVIE (rewatch)
besides joining screenwave, this is the worst thing the nerd has done. there's a couple jokes worth some huffs through the nose, but otherwise this film contains nothing worthwhile for fans of the series or newcomers. extremely disappointing.
besides joining screenwave, this is the worst thing the nerd has done. there's a couple jokes worth some huffs through the nose, but otherwise this film contains nothing worthwhile for fans of the series or newcomers. extremely disappointing.
103. UNIVERSAL ORLANDO TRIP + HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS 34
went with friends to the universal parks for a few days! after nearly two decades of getting cucked out of it, i finally got on the simpsons ride and the world was brought back to balance. oh, everything else was cool too i guess lmao!
went with friends to the universal parks for a few days! after nearly two decades of getting cucked out of it, i finally got on the simpsons ride and the world was brought back to balance. oh, everything else was cool too i guess lmao!
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
103. UNIVERSAL ORLANDO TRIP + HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS 34
went with friends to the universal parks for a few days! after nearly two decades of getting cucked out of it, i finally got on the simpsons ride and the world was brought back to balance. oh, everything else was cool too i guess lmao!
went with friends to the universal parks for a few days! after nearly two decades of getting cucked out of it, i finally got on the simpsons ride and the world was brought back to balance. oh, everything else was cool too i guess lmao!
102. ONE PIECE: ROMANCE DAWN + ORANGE TOWN ARCS (rewatch with friends)
never get tired of showing it to people for the first time :')
never get tired of showing it to people for the first time :')
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
102. ONE PIECE: ROMANCE DAWN + ORANGE TOWN ARCS (rewatch with friends)
never get tired of showing it to people for the first time :')
never get tired of showing it to people for the first time :')
101. SE7EN (rewatch)
final spooktoberfest entry! solid, but not fincher's best. runs a little long and i wish it had more of an ending, but assuming you can see through the dark ass color grading, any lack of substance is made up for with style. those opening credits are siiiiick.
final spooktoberfest entry! solid, but not fincher's best. runs a little long and i wish it had more of an ending, but assuming you can see through the dark ass color grading, any lack of substance is made up for with style. those opening credits are siiiiick.
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
101. SE7EN (rewatch)
final spooktoberfest entry! solid, but not fincher's best. runs a little long and i wish it had more of an ending, but assuming you can see through the dark ass color grading, any lack of substance is made up for with style. those opening credits are siiiiick.
final spooktoberfest entry! solid, but not fincher's best. runs a little long and i wish it had more of an ending, but assuming you can see through the dark ass color grading, any lack of substance is made up for with style. those opening credits are siiiiick.
i looked but they didn't have them. fully broke my immersion and ruined my day.
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i looked but they didn't have them. fully broke my immersion and ruined my day.
me and the MILF i pulled by getting simpsonized
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
me and the MILF i pulled by getting simpsonized
the wind is terrible today so my hair looks like ass but i'm having the time of my life
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
the wind is terrible today so my hair looks like ass but i'm having the time of my life
100. THE SHAGGY DOG (2006) (rewatch)
no i mean like, it's fine, i just didn't think he would be chinese
no i mean like, it's fine, i just didn't think he would be chinese
October 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
100. THE SHAGGY DOG (2006) (rewatch)
no i mean like, it's fine, i just didn't think he would be chinese
no i mean like, it's fine, i just didn't think he would be chinese
99. CHAINSAW MAN THE MOVIE: REZE ARC
a spectacle that brings every element of the source material to life and perfects it. the only critiques i can think of are that it's just one part of a greater narrative, and that hawatari nioku centi's full version STILL ISN'T OUT. breathtaking.
a spectacle that brings every element of the source material to life and perfects it. the only critiques i can think of are that it's just one part of a greater narrative, and that hawatari nioku centi's full version STILL ISN'T OUT. breathtaking.
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
99. CHAINSAW MAN THE MOVIE: REZE ARC
a spectacle that brings every element of the source material to life and perfects it. the only critiques i can think of are that it's just one part of a greater narrative, and that hawatari nioku centi's full version STILL ISN'T OUT. breathtaking.
a spectacle that brings every element of the source material to life and perfects it. the only critiques i can think of are that it's just one part of a greater narrative, and that hawatari nioku centi's full version STILL ISN'T OUT. breathtaking.
98. DANDADAN (season 2)
shockingly not a shounen study friday entry! just catching up on some of the hits i missed throughout the season since i've been busy as fuck lmao. it's just as good as season 1! if not slightly better because it has a kaiju. top tier modern shounen. nuff said.
shockingly not a shounen study friday entry! just catching up on some of the hits i missed throughout the season since i've been busy as fuck lmao. it's just as good as season 1! if not slightly better because it has a kaiju. top tier modern shounen. nuff said.
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
98. DANDADAN (season 2)
shockingly not a shounen study friday entry! just catching up on some of the hits i missed throughout the season since i've been busy as fuck lmao. it's just as good as season 1! if not slightly better because it has a kaiju. top tier modern shounen. nuff said.
shockingly not a shounen study friday entry! just catching up on some of the hits i missed throughout the season since i've been busy as fuck lmao. it's just as good as season 1! if not slightly better because it has a kaiju. top tier modern shounen. nuff said.
97. THE BLACK PHONE
ethan hawke and the kids all do a great job, and i really enjoy the aesthetic, tone and premise. some elements i felt were unnecessary or silly, and i wish the grabber and some of his victims had more substance instead of it all being so vague, but it came together! solid!
ethan hawke and the kids all do a great job, and i really enjoy the aesthetic, tone and premise. some elements i felt were unnecessary or silly, and i wish the grabber and some of his victims had more substance instead of it all being so vague, but it came together! solid!
October 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
97. THE BLACK PHONE
ethan hawke and the kids all do a great job, and i really enjoy the aesthetic, tone and premise. some elements i felt were unnecessary or silly, and i wish the grabber and some of his victims had more substance instead of it all being so vague, but it came together! solid!
ethan hawke and the kids all do a great job, and i really enjoy the aesthetic, tone and premise. some elements i felt were unnecessary or silly, and i wish the grabber and some of his victims had more substance instead of it all being so vague, but it came together! solid!
96. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025)
barely coherent. one of the weakest slasher scripts in years. definitive proof that the first film did NOT need any sequels- let alone a legasequel that trashes what little good it had. props for visually acknowledging the third films zombie fisherman tho.
barely coherent. one of the weakest slasher scripts in years. definitive proof that the first film did NOT need any sequels- let alone a legasequel that trashes what little good it had. props for visually acknowledging the third films zombie fisherman tho.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
96. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025)
barely coherent. one of the weakest slasher scripts in years. definitive proof that the first film did NOT need any sequels- let alone a legasequel that trashes what little good it had. props for visually acknowledging the third films zombie fisherman tho.
barely coherent. one of the weakest slasher scripts in years. definitive proof that the first film did NOT need any sequels- let alone a legasequel that trashes what little good it had. props for visually acknowledging the third films zombie fisherman tho.
95. CHAINSAW MAN (season 1) (rewatch)
this time, on a VERY SPECIAL installment of shounen study fridays...
this time, on a VERY SPECIAL installment of shounen study fridays...
October 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
95. CHAINSAW MAN (season 1) (rewatch)
this time, on a VERY SPECIAL installment of shounen study fridays...
this time, on a VERY SPECIAL installment of shounen study fridays...
94. BILLY & MANDY'S BIG BOOGEY ADVENTURE (rewatch)
GRIM: BILLY! STOP GIVIN' GENERAL SKARR SLEEPIN' PILLS!
BILLY: DEHUEHUEHUEH! HE AIN'T NEVER GONNA WAKE UP!!!!!
GRIM: BILLY! STOP GIVIN' GENERAL SKARR SLEEPIN' PILLS!
BILLY: DEHUEHUEHUEH! HE AIN'T NEVER GONNA WAKE UP!!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 9:41 AM
94. BILLY & MANDY'S BIG BOOGEY ADVENTURE (rewatch)
GRIM: BILLY! STOP GIVIN' GENERAL SKARR SLEEPIN' PILLS!
BILLY: DEHUEHUEHUEH! HE AIN'T NEVER GONNA WAKE UP!!!!!
GRIM: BILLY! STOP GIVIN' GENERAL SKARR SLEEPIN' PILLS!
BILLY: DEHUEHUEHUEH! HE AIN'T NEVER GONNA WAKE UP!!!!!
93. ROOFMAN
no frills dramady that hits all the right notes! the cast holds everything together and keeps the entire film simultaneously light-hearted and grounded. there are multiple scenes where the main character pawns off sealed copies of the simpsons hit & run for xbox and i wanted to GET him.
no frills dramady that hits all the right notes! the cast holds everything together and keeps the entire film simultaneously light-hearted and grounded. there are multiple scenes where the main character pawns off sealed copies of the simpsons hit & run for xbox and i wanted to GET him.
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
93. ROOFMAN
no frills dramady that hits all the right notes! the cast holds everything together and keeps the entire film simultaneously light-hearted and grounded. there are multiple scenes where the main character pawns off sealed copies of the simpsons hit & run for xbox and i wanted to GET him.
no frills dramady that hits all the right notes! the cast holds everything together and keeps the entire film simultaneously light-hearted and grounded. there are multiple scenes where the main character pawns off sealed copies of the simpsons hit & run for xbox and i wanted to GET him.
92. TALK TO ME
didn't think a premise like "tiktok teens become addicted to getting ghost high" would get me invested, but this movie downright floored me. probably one of the best original horror films i've seen in a while! had an absolutely dreadful time and loved every second of it.
didn't think a premise like "tiktok teens become addicted to getting ghost high" would get me invested, but this movie downright floored me. probably one of the best original horror films i've seen in a while! had an absolutely dreadful time and loved every second of it.
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
92. TALK TO ME
didn't think a premise like "tiktok teens become addicted to getting ghost high" would get me invested, but this movie downright floored me. probably one of the best original horror films i've seen in a while! had an absolutely dreadful time and loved every second of it.
didn't think a premise like "tiktok teens become addicted to getting ghost high" would get me invested, but this movie downright floored me. probably one of the best original horror films i've seen in a while! had an absolutely dreadful time and loved every second of it.
91. LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL
could have been great with better direction. i love the script and performances. there's strong set design and moments of tension- especially at the end- but the execution fumbles all the good the film has going for it. very disappointing. poster goes hard tho!
could have been great with better direction. i love the script and performances. there's strong set design and moments of tension- especially at the end- but the execution fumbles all the good the film has going for it. very disappointing. poster goes hard tho!
October 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
91. LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL
could have been great with better direction. i love the script and performances. there's strong set design and moments of tension- especially at the end- but the execution fumbles all the good the film has going for it. very disappointing. poster goes hard tho!
could have been great with better direction. i love the script and performances. there's strong set design and moments of tension- especially at the end- but the execution fumbles all the good the film has going for it. very disappointing. poster goes hard tho!
90. GINGER SNAPS (rewatch)
epitome of a perfect 8/10 from the Y2K horror crop. does jennifer's body somehow less subtly but actually has a point and gives weight to all of its characters. wish it had more of an ending but the practical effects rule, the music rules, the leads rule. good shit.
epitome of a perfect 8/10 from the Y2K horror crop. does jennifer's body somehow less subtly but actually has a point and gives weight to all of its characters. wish it had more of an ending but the practical effects rule, the music rules, the leads rule. good shit.
October 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
90. GINGER SNAPS (rewatch)
epitome of a perfect 8/10 from the Y2K horror crop. does jennifer's body somehow less subtly but actually has a point and gives weight to all of its characters. wish it had more of an ending but the practical effects rule, the music rules, the leads rule. good shit.
epitome of a perfect 8/10 from the Y2K horror crop. does jennifer's body somehow less subtly but actually has a point and gives weight to all of its characters. wish it had more of an ending but the practical effects rule, the music rules, the leads rule. good shit.
89. READY OR NOT
another radio silence banger! these guys always impress and this was no exception. not usually a fan of these plots, but there's just enough fuckery to keep things compelling all around. samara weaving, if you're reading this, i'd just like one chance. RIP damn daniel.
another radio silence banger! these guys always impress and this was no exception. not usually a fan of these plots, but there's just enough fuckery to keep things compelling all around. samara weaving, if you're reading this, i'd just like one chance. RIP damn daniel.
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
89. READY OR NOT
another radio silence banger! these guys always impress and this was no exception. not usually a fan of these plots, but there's just enough fuckery to keep things compelling all around. samara weaving, if you're reading this, i'd just like one chance. RIP damn daniel.
another radio silence banger! these guys always impress and this was no exception. not usually a fan of these plots, but there's just enough fuckery to keep things compelling all around. samara weaving, if you're reading this, i'd just like one chance. RIP damn daniel.
88. GREEN ROOM (rewatch)
deserves far more credit and recognition than its given. fun cast, great dialogue, grungy bottle setting and schlubby neo-nazis getting murked without payoff. one of the main characters just straight up looks like he's cosplaying zoro one piece. it's peak.
deserves far more credit and recognition than its given. fun cast, great dialogue, grungy bottle setting and schlubby neo-nazis getting murked without payoff. one of the main characters just straight up looks like he's cosplaying zoro one piece. it's peak.
October 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
88. GREEN ROOM (rewatch)
deserves far more credit and recognition than its given. fun cast, great dialogue, grungy bottle setting and schlubby neo-nazis getting murked without payoff. one of the main characters just straight up looks like he's cosplaying zoro one piece. it's peak.
deserves far more credit and recognition than its given. fun cast, great dialogue, grungy bottle setting and schlubby neo-nazis getting murked without payoff. one of the main characters just straight up looks like he's cosplaying zoro one piece. it's peak.
87. THEY/THEM (dropped)
this tepid focus tested dogshit accomplishes nothing for no one and not even kevin bacon can save its. well y'know.
got to the part where they start glee clubbing P!NK and just couldn't take it anymore. fuck this movie.
this tepid focus tested dogshit accomplishes nothing for no one and not even kevin bacon can save its. well y'know.
got to the part where they start glee clubbing P!NK and just couldn't take it anymore. fuck this movie.
October 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
87. THEY/THEM (dropped)
this tepid focus tested dogshit accomplishes nothing for no one and not even kevin bacon can save its. well y'know.
got to the part where they start glee clubbing P!NK and just couldn't take it anymore. fuck this movie.
this tepid focus tested dogshit accomplishes nothing for no one and not even kevin bacon can save its. well y'know.
got to the part where they start glee clubbing P!NK and just couldn't take it anymore. fuck this movie.
86. THE LIGHTHOUSE (rewatch)
eggers' best and one of the best modern uses of black and white! enjoyed it even more on rewatch, nasty jokes and spontaneous pet play included. eggers has basically perfected the slowburn descent into madness and every piece falls into place with that final shot.
eggers' best and one of the best modern uses of black and white! enjoyed it even more on rewatch, nasty jokes and spontaneous pet play included. eggers has basically perfected the slowburn descent into madness and every piece falls into place with that final shot.
October 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
86. THE LIGHTHOUSE (rewatch)
eggers' best and one of the best modern uses of black and white! enjoyed it even more on rewatch, nasty jokes and spontaneous pet play included. eggers has basically perfected the slowburn descent into madness and every piece falls into place with that final shot.
eggers' best and one of the best modern uses of black and white! enjoyed it even more on rewatch, nasty jokes and spontaneous pet play included. eggers has basically perfected the slowburn descent into madness and every piece falls into place with that final shot.