Austin
@austin68.bsky.social
There are only two things I can't stand in this world, and I'm starting to come around on the Dutch.
I thought early in the year that we were still a year away. Specifically because we still had too many knuckleheads in critical positions.
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I thought early in the year that we were still a year away. Specifically because we still had too many knuckleheads in critical positions.
He's prone to self destructing too. I feel like this has a chance to snowball.
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
He's prone to self destructing too. I feel like this has a chance to snowball.
I cannot wait for the day that Riq is no longer a Seahawk.
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I cannot wait for the day that Riq is no longer a Seahawk.
It's moments like this when Charbonnet's injury songs the most.
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
It's moments like this when Charbonnet's injury songs the most.
You're right, the reffing has been pretty good so far 😉
January 26, 2026 at 12:29 AM
You're right, the reffing has been pretty good so far 😉
What a miserable way to learn that my broadcast is a couple seconds behind live.
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 PM
What a miserable way to learn that my broadcast is a couple seconds behind live.
Not a problem, they'll have lots of free time in a couple hours.
January 25, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Not a problem, they'll have lots of free time in a couple hours.
It needs to be hosted/narrated by Jerry Springer
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It needs to be hosted/narrated by Jerry Springer
He has an aerodynamic intellect.
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
He has an aerodynamic intellect.
Well, it was a good ad for ice cream. Now i want some.
October 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Well, it was a good ad for ice cream. Now i want some.
Wish they would have gone for that one, but not concerned about that decision. Other offensive decisions have been a lot more worrying - kupp pass, all the milroe snaps, 1-2 really bad decisions under pressure by Darnold each game.
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wish they would have gone for that one, but not concerned about that decision. Other offensive decisions have been a lot more worrying - kupp pass, all the milroe snaps, 1-2 really bad decisions under pressure by Darnold each game.
I suppose that really depends on who you're rooting for 😁
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I suppose that really depends on who you're rooting for 😁
Alright, i give up. Where's the Onion logo hidden?
September 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Alright, i give up. Where's the Onion logo hidden?
He's just following Kennedy's new health guidelines!
But seriously, I'm not going to judge him for this. I'm a cheap bastard who's done this before myself, and probably would again.
But seriously, I'm not going to judge him for this. I'm a cheap bastard who's done this before myself, and probably would again.
September 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He's just following Kennedy's new health guidelines!
But seriously, I'm not going to judge him for this. I'm a cheap bastard who's done this before myself, and probably would again.
But seriously, I'm not going to judge him for this. I'm a cheap bastard who's done this before myself, and probably would again.
I used to answer the phone like this whenever i didn't recognize the number. Stopped after i did it to my roommate and good friend's Mom.
September 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I used to answer the phone like this whenever i didn't recognize the number. Stopped after i did it to my roommate and good friend's Mom.
Bob's discount sexual aids. This is Alex, how can i help you?
September 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bob's discount sexual aids. This is Alex, how can i help you?
Ok, but what if they combine it with near constant infusions of children's blood and a strict regimen of bleach and ivermectin injections?
September 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ok, but what if they combine it with near constant infusions of children's blood and a strict regimen of bleach and ivermectin injections?
The framing of this question is ridiculous, but so is your response! It's preposterous to expect someone to make a split second decision about a child's life without even knowing if the pitch is in the zone. Plate discipline people!
June 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The framing of this question is ridiculous, but so is your response! It's preposterous to expect someone to make a split second decision about a child's life without even knowing if the pitch is in the zone. Plate discipline people!
Sure, fine, whatever. What i really need to know is who the Empire is modeled on. Like specifically. Is Darth Vader supposed to be Kissinger? What about Grand Moff Tarkin?!
May 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sure, fine, whatever. What i really need to know is who the Empire is modeled on. Like specifically. Is Darth Vader supposed to be Kissinger? What about Grand Moff Tarkin?!
C'mon, that's not a fair comparison though. Maritime history is awesome.
April 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
C'mon, that's not a fair comparison though. Maritime history is awesome.
In a breathless voice: This graph shows the winning party in every presidential election in the last 50 years, and it's not who you think!
April 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
In a breathless voice: This graph shows the winning party in every presidential election in the last 50 years, and it's not who you think!