Austin Miles
@austin-miles.bsky.social
Writer and musician. Born in Oklahoma, wayward since then. I write about health and sickness, family abuse and generational trauma. I dabble in the dystopias of the everyday, the mythologies of the mundane, and the nostalgia of lives not yet lived.
I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to understand this.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to understand this.
Damn, this really sent me down a zapruder-level rabbit hole of google image searches.
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Damn, this really sent me down a zapruder-level rabbit hole of google image searches.
Hell fucking yes. Mamdani taking that shit like Cason on the point of attack.
June 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hell fucking yes. Mamdani taking that shit like Cason on the point of attack.
He's that fucking dude.
June 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He's that fucking dude.
White claws helping...
June 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
White claws helping...
The fever has finally broken, let's just chug a little NyQuil and have some weird ass dreams
June 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The fever has finally broken, let's just chug a little NyQuil and have some weird ass dreams
We are so back. Never doubted it for a second.
June 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We are so back. Never doubted it for a second.
Put it this way. Someone tells you Obi Toppin is going to have more threes than our entire team halfway through the third, I think we might say we’re super fucking cooked.
June 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Put it this way. Someone tells you Obi Toppin is going to have more threes than our entire team halfway through the third, I think we might say we’re super fucking cooked.
I for one cannot WAIT for the corporate platitudes coming in this end of season presser.
June 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I for one cannot WAIT for the corporate platitudes coming in this end of season presser.
I'm happy for all the neutral fans that this is an exciting series, but man am I exhausted.
June 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm happy for all the neutral fans that this is an exciting series, but man am I exhausted.
Probably when his reanimated corpse is hooked up to electrodes.
June 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Probably when his reanimated corpse is hooked up to electrodes.
How dare you,.sir. In the darkest hours of the resistance, we will be studying Poku minutes from our bunkers.
June 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How dare you,.sir. In the darkest hours of the resistance, we will be studying Poku minutes from our bunkers.
I come to accept that we're the Leonardo DiCaprio of the NBA. Good all the talent, but we've got to get mauled by a bear to win that Oscar.
June 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I come to accept that we're the Leonardo DiCaprio of the NBA. Good all the talent, but we've got to get mauled by a bear to win that Oscar.
A CSI pinball machine is genuinely hilarious.
June 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A CSI pinball machine is genuinely hilarious.
Did not have Ajay on my bingo card
June 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Did not have Ajay on my bingo card
It's called game 6 hotboxing. Now we just need Bridges to hit 8 more threes, and we'll have our full-on Klay Thompson Vietnam flashback.
June 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It's called game 6 hotboxing. Now we just need Bridges to hit 8 more threes, and we'll have our full-on Klay Thompson Vietnam flashback.
Wait, please tell me this was the game in LA versus the Lakers. I went to that game! I got COVID a few days later! All worth it now...
May 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Wait, please tell me this was the game in LA versus the Lakers. I went to that game! I got COVID a few days later! All worth it now...
No offense, but I'm rooting for your refund on those tickets
May 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
No offense, but I'm rooting for your refund on those tickets
For all the complaining I'm seeing about foul-baiting, this is what would kill me if I were a Wolves fan.
May 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
For all the complaining I'm seeing about foul-baiting, this is what would kill me if I were a Wolves fan.
DILLON JONES SERIES
May 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
DILLON JONES SERIES
Kenny MF Hustle. At this point, it feels like anti-venom to the poison of the Nuggets series
May 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Kenny MF Hustle. At this point, it feels like anti-venom to the poison of the Nuggets series
Knife fight in a phone booth, and we walked into it with a piece of spray painted cardboard. Glad we remembered we had the real thing hidden in our boot (Caruso).
May 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Knife fight in a phone booth, and we walked into it with a piece of spray painted cardboard. Glad we remembered we had the real thing hidden in our boot (Caruso).
For my own mental health, I've gone into the last two games thinking that only the most demented of outcomes is possible. Dort moon balls to save the season? Sure. JWill crunch time minutes? Absofruitly. Surviving the Sambor Shuffle? Yahtzee.
May 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
For my own mental health, I've gone into the last two games thinking that only the most demented of outcomes is possible. Dort moon balls to save the season? Sure. JWill crunch time minutes? Absofruitly. Surviving the Sambor Shuffle? Yahtzee.