Austin
@austeenfeelock.bsky.social
Don’t be too serious 🤸♂️ | Washington, D.C.
Just me and my Voltaren against the world.
October 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Just me and my Voltaren against the world.
Made it out of a trashy All-Inclusive Resort without the revenge or food poisoning and feeling unstoppable.
March 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Made it out of a trashy All-Inclusive Resort without the revenge or food poisoning and feeling unstoppable.
It amazes me that in the year 2025 that there are still people that lack social awareness who think yapping on the phone on the metro is acceptable.
March 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It amazes me that in the year 2025 that there are still people that lack social awareness who think yapping on the phone on the metro is acceptable.
You can tell Melly does NOT want to be there.
March 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You can tell Melly does NOT want to be there.
If you choose to sit in aisle seat on a plane, don’t get bent out of shape when you have to let people get up to use the lav. Not anyone’s fault you decided to set up a mobile office in a high traffic area.
February 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If you choose to sit in aisle seat on a plane, don’t get bent out of shape when you have to let people get up to use the lav. Not anyone’s fault you decided to set up a mobile office in a high traffic area.
With all the recent air disasters, this is a reminder that flight attendants don’t get paid nearly enough!
February 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
With all the recent air disasters, this is a reminder that flight attendants don’t get paid nearly enough!
I want to go into a 4 year coma.
February 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I want to go into a 4 year coma.
Bank Teller: Do you have an account here?
Me: With my maxed out Credit Card just trying to get a roll of quarters
Me: With my maxed out Credit Card just trying to get a roll of quarters
a woman with orange hair is wearing a white sweater
ALT: a woman with orange hair is wearing a white sweater
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bank Teller: Do you have an account here?
Me: With my maxed out Credit Card just trying to get a roll of quarters
Me: With my maxed out Credit Card just trying to get a roll of quarters
How are you going to board a plane, and immediately tell the flight attendant “I haven’t been feeling good this morning, it’s probably Norovirus”
February 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
How are you going to board a plane, and immediately tell the flight attendant “I haven’t been feeling good this morning, it’s probably Norovirus”
Me watching the Abracadabra music video for the 70th time.
February 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Me watching the Abracadabra music video for the 70th time.
Reposted by Austin
That rah rah bitch is back
February 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
That rah rah bitch is back
Oops accidentally drank 8 cups of coffee 😀
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Oops accidentally drank 8 cups of coffee 😀
Feels like it should be 2026 this morning.
February 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Feels like it should be 2026 this morning.
I hope the 49.91% of America that voted for him learns to think more critically come midterms, that this man, even in the face of tragedy, will politicize anything for his own political gain.
January 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I hope the 49.91% of America that voted for him learns to think more critically come midterms, that this man, even in the face of tragedy, will politicize anything for his own political gain.
Good morning to all the DC yoga girlies walking around with their mats. Keep it up Rebecca!
January 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Good morning to all the DC yoga girlies walking around with their mats. Keep it up Rebecca!
Good morning gays in my phone.
January 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Good morning gays in my phone.
No more babies on planes.
January 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
No more babies on planes.
Slow dancing to the battle hymn of the republic is insane.
January 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Slow dancing to the battle hymn of the republic is insane.
Why are there so many MAGAets on the metro at 5am. Helluva way to wake up.
January 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Why are there so many MAGAets on the metro at 5am. Helluva way to wake up.
Sometimes it be like that, and sometimes like that it be.
January 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes it be like that, and sometimes like that it be.
Good morning, Sunday morning.
January 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Good morning, Sunday morning.