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@ausomtistic.bsky.social
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An AuDHD burr under the saddles of the complacent.
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February 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Two horses, painted in the Medieval style. One is seen from the right and has a knight sitting on it, holding a lance. The second is from the front and is standing behind a knight who is lying on the ground, presumably dead, possibly having felt the sharp end of the other knight's lance. The second horse is painted in a way that makes it look very silly. Text says Patron: So one of the horses will be drawn from the side and the other will be from the front. Medieval artist: From the... front? Patron: Yes. You know how to draw horses from the front, right? Artist: Y-yeah, totally.
January 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Bullet point list that says, January 2:FAA director fired. January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen. January22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded. January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees. January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years. Making America great again!
January 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Dr. Poo's turdis.
A porta-john that's been altered slightly to look like Dr. Who's tardis. Near the top it says, "turdis".
January 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Two comments from two different people in a chat. The first one says, "My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We use full sentences and a wide vocabulary including complex words. My son is 3 and can carry a full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words." The second one says, "My wife and I never talk to our kids. We ask them to submit all communications anonymously through rigorous and double-blind peer review. My daughter is 5 and she has 21 publications in high-impact journals. My daughter can burn holes in furniture using only her eyes."
January 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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A blue sign with white letters saying, 1. If this sign is on, the factory is open. 2. If this sign is on the factory is closed but we forgot to turn the sign off. 3. If this sign is off, the factory is closed. 4. If this sign is off, the factory is open but we forgot to turn the sign on.
January 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Happy this random point on the infinite time spiral.
January 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Happy this random point on the infinite time spiral.
January 1, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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I've been doing my laundry wrong.
Four piles of laundry arranged to look like classic art: Starry Night by Van Gogh, Girl With a Pearl Earring by Johannes Vermeer, the Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci, and The Scream by Edvard Munch.
December 28, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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Picture of Nicholas Cage, labeled “ADHDers - hates routine”, a picture of Pedro Pascal, labeled “Autistic - love routine”, and another person screaming with eyes glowing red, labeled “AuDHD - *Confused screaming*”
December 22, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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Picture is of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Text says, "deviation from the norm will be punished unless it's exploitable".
December 9, 2024 at 6:26 AM
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