what if you accidentally forgot One of your bones when you became a lich and it was just like there in the dirt for 100 years and then it gained sentience and turned in to a little version of you and now it like leaves bear traps all over your evil wizard tower and its pissing you the fuck off

"what if there was an osrius who was even smaller and more ridiculous and unreasonable but also you could pacify it by handing it a small toy horse and also it was kind of you as a child but also kind of your child and also kind of like a doll but also like its own fully realized being"

he doesnt need to eat hes my good strong darkmatter boy

wait no ive played in the last year
maybe its been like 6 months
8 months?
i spent a BUNCH last time i logged on on some of the mtg items lol
so my avatar could wear a mox emerald and a mox jet and a midnight lotus

it just makes me so mad because i loved this site so much and its by far my favourite pet site or like. it WAS my favourite pet site.