I'm tired of working hard to be interesting. I have green eyes and big tits, that should be enough.

Organize your life in such a way that you will never have to pretend you are okay when you are not.

The cool thing about astrology being so vague and generic is that means it's pretty much right every time.

"Don't do anything in bed except sleep and have sex"

Okay solid advice but have you considered that I don't have any other furniture?

I'm in my 30s

I'm 43 years old and I'm in my 30s

Don't ask how it works, it just does

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?

Welp I just spent fifteen minutes explaining pogs to a group of adults in their twenties, so if anybody needs me I'll be riding a steam locomotive back to the Middle Ages

I have no followers and I must post photos of my cat

As someone who really enjoyed the novel Wicked and never had any interest in seeing the musical, I am *extremely* amused by all the theatre kids picking up the book for the first time and being completely baffled by it.

Doing it this way would deffo get better ratings tbh

So we're not doing chronological order here either, huh?

Get a load of this jerk.