There’s so much more (blue highlights mine).

We’ve been Edmund Fitzgerald red-pilled. I yearn for the ignorance I had 10 minutes ago.

The Raptors and Jays have a sizeable fanbase among Toronto music people. ‘Toronto sports fan’ is practically a subgenre. No we do not always have healthy stress levels about it.

Will their brains flip inside out if someone explains the concept of sweat equity to them?

This was my exact thought too. They’d already successfully cleared US customs on Canadian soil.

Ratings get a boost when a country of 40 million cares more than usual 🤷🏻‍♀️

His goofy stare-down after he noticed he was on camera was 👌🏼

Apple Maps currently if anyone’s comparing

I’m getting this bracketed version on all map types in Ontario

Fully agree, but “The revolution is about to be televised. You picked the right time, but the wrong guy” isn’t exactly shrouded in metaphor. Like what more did he want?

Susan: Either asking a genuine question or knows her Kendrick lore.

For sure, fully embracing the tank and watching a Chomche and/or Robinson glow up would be a great end to the season. I think I still have ‘play your stalwart vets 40 min per game til they break’ trauma from the last NN years though.

I know I know. But a warm body on a veteran’s minimum just to ride out the season so Jak can play sensible minutes rather than overdo it and join the sad ankle bench boys club feels like a sensible option. Right?

Daniel Theis just got waived 🤷🏻‍♀️

But speaking of fire and Drake as a trade wars mascot. Hating Toronto and our exports is a pillar of the anthem-booing hockey bro archetype, and they can get real arsony when riled up. Will they go for A-Minor Manor, the White House à la 1812, or their own parked cars? Who can never be sure 🤷🏻‍♀️

Plenty of us did get New Ho King for dinner when all that went down. The Szechuan green beans are 🔥 after all.

Every white woman has an inner Karen. Each of us choose whether to use her for good or evil.