bickering with my boss over whether bro country or white boy mumble rap is worse

anyone else remember when my best friend's recently ex-husband asked me to teach him how to kiss better because i told him from personal experience that his ex-wife was a terrible kisser? pepperridge farms fuckin' remembers that that was a weird ass time, guys

need to dye my hair red bc carly rae jepsen is a ginger now

i still think about the tinder guy who told me he a) read all my instagram post captions and b) thought they were inspirational

it sucks because i really do almost LIKE my face in some lights... except for my eyebrows

the year my best friend had a purple themed wedding i had green hair and she made me change it so i wouldn't clash. now my best friend is having a green themed wedding so naturally i have to dye my hair purple 🤘😔🤘

this shit feels like it's ur first day at a new school and u don't know anyone and don't see any hot people there