God I hope everyone on BOTH teams kneels. And if not - I hope the Eagles do. Fck Velveeta Voldemort, fck fascism, and GO BIRDS - GIVE EM HELL. 💪🦅💪

You know what is messed up? I get that call, I’m helping. I’m not asking who voted for who. But… if I see this guy’s name, I’ll accidentally on purpose skip him. 💅

Failed exorcism?

As a constituent - I am appalled that you supported the Laken Riley Act. How very fucking dare you deny due process. Get louder. Make noise. This is the democracy dying in plain sight. Stand up and speak out louder.

And no one was there and we all have an alibi. 🙃

Trying to keep multiple offspring from sheer panic and terror while simultaneously being parked solidly in Sheer Panic And Terror is… not something I had on my bingo card. Like ever.

As an Italian, I heard “handle it” and immediately thought of how Italians would… handle it. And before you ask, whatever it is, I have a solid alibi. Yes, for that. That too. And that. I have an alibi for everything. I can handle anything. 💅

I would vote for a Crockett/ AOC ticket so fast I’d pull multiple muscles.

Worth noting that Hitler spent 9 mo the in prison. Trump… crickets. I hate this timeline. Where is the damn TVA???

I told someone today that my Italian simmers like a sauce on the stove - and explodes in much the same way when overheated. 💅🙌💪