Simply the greatest popular musician and performer who has ever lived.
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Simply the greatest popular musician and performer who has ever lived.
That’s it, I’m calling it. Zohran Mandani is America’s Mayor.
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
That’s it, I’m calling it. Zohran Mandani is America’s Mayor.
Reposted
January 31, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I’ve been rained on, had outdoor venues cleared for incoming thunderstorms, had my nose broken in pits, and had my glasses shattered by a Chicago Skin at a Circle Jerks show. Regrets, I’ve had none.
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I’ve been rained on, had outdoor venues cleared for incoming thunderstorms, had my nose broken in pits, and had my glasses shattered by a Chicago Skin at a Circle Jerks show. Regrets, I’ve had none.
I console myself with the fact that, in due time, all of these shitbirds will achieve their highest purpose as rich, fertile nightsoil.
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I console myself with the fact that, in due time, all of these shitbirds will achieve their highest purpose as rich, fertile nightsoil.
They’ll be pelted with batteries the second they show their faces.
January 25, 2026 at 1:21 AM
They’ll be pelted with batteries the second they show their faces.
I know it’s bronzer but that complexion positively screams liver failure.
January 22, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I know it’s bronzer but that complexion positively screams liver failure.
They wear masks for the same reason that a Frenchman covers his head with a napkin while eating ortolan—to hide their sin from God.
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
They wear masks for the same reason that a Frenchman covers his head with a napkin while eating ortolan—to hide their sin from God.
I hate the subtweeting too, so I think this person is referring to Susie Wiles.
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I hate the subtweeting too, so I think this person is referring to Susie Wiles.
That, and “dazed compunction”, the worst-ever Richard Linklater film.
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That, and “dazed compunction”, the worst-ever Richard Linklater film.
Sleater Kinney should be higher. Where is Sonic Youth? The Replacements? Husker Du?
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sleater Kinney should be higher. Where is Sonic Youth? The Replacements? Husker Du?
The thing about the engagement ring (in the google doc) kind of made me sad. I have kids, and that’s how they would respond to having love withdrawn. As a dad, I want to reassure and assuage that fear—it’s visceral.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The thing about the engagement ring (in the google doc) kind of made me sad. I have kids, and that’s how they would respond to having love withdrawn. As a dad, I want to reassure and assuage that fear—it’s visceral.
Yeah, I’m Italian, it’s pretty fuckin’ great.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Yeah, I’m Italian, it’s pretty fuckin’ great.
You’d think a Kennedy could afford to buy a big boy suit.
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You’d think a Kennedy could afford to buy a big boy suit.
Benny Hill’s right there bud, knock yourself out.
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Benny Hill’s right there bud, knock yourself out.
Sadly, he was born in Uganda and neither of his parents was a US citizen when he was born, so the constitution doesn’t allow for him to run. Would love it if he could!
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sadly, he was born in Uganda and neither of his parents was a US citizen when he was born, so the constitution doesn’t allow for him to run. Would love it if he could!
All hail him.
October 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
All hail him.
Loved the Jemisin. Curious about the Straub.
September 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Loved the Jemisin. Curious about the Straub.
Damn, I have been thinking that this was probably someone pissed about his Epstein 180.
September 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Damn, I have been thinking that this was probably someone pissed about his Epstein 180.
She’s a real mensch.
June 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
She’s a real mensch.
What a toule.
May 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What a toule.
The Rumple Minze Margarita and the Malort martini are in pole position for the most vile concoctions imaginable.
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Rumple Minze Margarita and the Malort martini are in pole position for the most vile concoctions imaginable.
I have that same thing, only for my dad.
April 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I have that same thing, only for my dad.