I don't care about the Superbowl because the last time I cared about a big sporting event Voldemort returned and Cedric Diggory died.

January 20, 2025
National Send In The Clowns Day

A good man is gone.
Rest in peace, President Carter. 🕊️ #jimmycarter

Celebrating “The Day I Met Bruce Springsteen!” Anniversary. 🎸#brucespringsteen

If you see this post a vampire and pass it on

Only “up to 17 years?” Looks like my record is safe.