Question for people without siblings....who do you yell at in your dreams?

70% of my phone's photographs are to send one sibling and one sibling only.

Eating ramen and completely distracted by the gay who has his vape in a vice grip the entire time he has been eating dinner, but he hasn't vaped once.

He finally put it down to fill up a takeaway box.

The local Aber-Fifi closed almost 10 years ago and I snagged 50 wooden hangers from their dumpster.

Happy to report they finally no longer stink of Fierce.

I really can't stand hearing people audibly breathe

Forcing my 8yr old niece to memorize the old landline number for all future family discounts.

I swear tah God if Creed karaoke is the last thing I hear before the New Year...I'm fucked.