20 years in prison for vandalizing a Tesla may be the only viable retirement plan left.

Today’s stage of civilization collapse: I’m at the lab paying out of pocket for a blood test to see if, as an immune compromised person, I have sufficient antibodies or if, at 46, I need an additional booster so I don’t get FUCKING MEASLES.

I hate Facebook. They’re over there saying Democrats are the threat to Social Security, not DOGE. Maybe they’ll stop listening to Fox News when they start broadcasting all in Russian.

Life expectancy increased, so retirement age increased. When life expectancy tanks because healthcare is unaffordable and the environment is unlivable, will retirement age also drop? No? Because billionaires blew up the economy & looted Social Security & we’ll never get to retire anyway? Oh, OK.

I hope all the single issue voters whose single issue was depriving women of bodily autonomy saw the announcement today that their forced birth party intends to defund adoption services.

Dogs get most of the credit for unconditional love, but Odin spent hours on my lap today in spite of me accidentally locking him in a closet and clipping a claw too close. Glad he hasn’t revoked my miserable childless cat lady card.

What is it like living in the US right now?
Answer:

Most of the time there are grey areas. Right now, there are only two categories: people who are ashamed of this country and people who are the reason the rest of us are ashamed of this country.

Introducing my two beloved cats, Odin and Osgar

I read something today on twitter that made me scream into the void so hard I lost my voice. So here I am & that’s my dog, Otto.