My Aunt Nancy
@auntnancysays.bsky.social
Reporting the real, raw (though slightly edited for context) commentary that spews forth from my beloved, 70 year old Aunt Nancy's gob.
You know, I love [my husband]. I've loved him for 48 years. But he is a fucking baby. He's the biggest fucking bitch baby I know.
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You know, I love [my husband]. I've loved him for 48 years. But he is a fucking baby. He's the biggest fucking bitch baby I know.
"I fucking WISH I had dementia."
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"I fucking WISH I had dementia."
"What's up with you? What are you doing, what's going on? What are you doing?How...what's happening?
...hello?"
...hello?"
March 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"What's up with you? What are you doing, what's going on? What are you doing?How...what's happening?
...hello?"
...hello?"
"Just know that if you start shitting, it's norovirus. If I get that, it's over, just shoot me, because I will never stop shitting."
March 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Just know that if you start shitting, it's norovirus. If I get that, it's over, just shoot me, because I will never stop shitting."
Aggressively caring 🥰🥰
March 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Aggressively caring 🥰🥰
"So where's your flight info, did you have a brain fart or something?"
March 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"So where's your flight info, did you have a brain fart or something?"
"Keith asked me if I remembered to get his Beaver Nuggets, do my kids not even know me anymore? Of course I got his motherfucking BEAVER. NUGGETS."
March 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Keith asked me if I remembered to get his Beaver Nuggets, do my kids not even know me anymore? Of course I got his motherfucking BEAVER. NUGGETS."
"If you don't go look at that fucking bathroom this time I will fuck your shit UP"."
March 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"If you don't go look at that fucking bathroom this time I will fuck your shit UP"."
"Hey shit for brains! You didn't go look at my new bathroom. Go back and look at it."
March 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"Hey shit for brains! You didn't go look at my new bathroom. Go back and look at it."
"I told your uncle, I says, it's his fault I got breast cancer. He didn't suck my tits hard enough."
February 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"I told your uncle, I says, it's his fault I got breast cancer. He didn't suck my tits hard enough."
"What the fuck, this Bitch. Trump."
February 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"What the fuck, this Bitch. Trump."
Me: Her [government] office is worried about changes and budget cuts.
Aunt Nancy: I bet with fuckhead Trump right around the corner.
Aunt Nancy: I bet with fuckhead Trump right around the corner.
December 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Me: Her [government] office is worried about changes and budget cuts.
Aunt Nancy: I bet with fuckhead Trump right around the corner.
Aunt Nancy: I bet with fuckhead Trump right around the corner.
"We got that snowglobe 8 or 9 years ago, but Keith only noticed it yesterday. [The kids] will all be fighting over it when we die.
December 7, 2024 at 2:40 PM
"We got that snowglobe 8 or 9 years ago, but Keith only noticed it yesterday. [The kids] will all be fighting over it when we die.
😂😂Oh fuck😂
Son of a bitch😂😂
Fucking😂 bullshit
I'll tell ya, I'm so glad yesterday is over
-answering the phone the day after a pipe burst
Son of a bitch😂😂
Fucking😂 bullshit
I'll tell ya, I'm so glad yesterday is over
-answering the phone the day after a pipe burst
December 7, 2024 at 2:33 PM
😂😂Oh fuck😂
Son of a bitch😂😂
Fucking😂 bullshit
I'll tell ya, I'm so glad yesterday is over
-answering the phone the day after a pipe burst
Son of a bitch😂😂
Fucking😂 bullshit
I'll tell ya, I'm so glad yesterday is over
-answering the phone the day after a pipe burst