We need to get you on Verboten next!

I was wondering this.

I hate the cold, but I'm also enraptured by geographic extremes. I still ride the high of being in West Quoddy Head ("Wooooo! I'm east of the rest of Americaaaaa!")

Same.

Who appointed you the post police?

I knew what happened, and it was still a nail-biter!

As for the second, it depends on who you follow. I'm playing a bit of catch-up with the Homestar Runner screen caps, for example.

STINY! WHO SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER THE PLANS FOR MY DEATH RAY?

Disclaimer: I spend 8 hours a day in a supermarket. Lawry's.

It's the one exclusion to the "Fast, Cheap, Good: Pick Two" rule.

This is me with Super Bowl LII, aka "You want Philly Philly?"