AuntiKrist
@auntikrist.bsky.social
Mom to 2 wonderful people. Animal lover.
What can you do but worship at the feet of such magnificence?
February 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
What can you do but worship at the feet of such magnificence?
They suddenly don’t want to be part of the narrative? Too fucking late!
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
They suddenly don’t want to be part of the narrative? Too fucking late!
Aww spicy and sweet 😍
January 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Aww spicy and sweet 😍
Well clearly Dave, you are not an apex predator.
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Well clearly Dave, you are not an apex predator.
No “working across the aisle” no cooperation with fascist. No funding for ICE period. Stop enabling the destruction of our country by collaborating with it’s enemies.
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 PM
No “working across the aisle” no cooperation with fascist. No funding for ICE period. Stop enabling the destruction of our country by collaborating with it’s enemies.
Screaming not steaming 🤨
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Screaming not steaming 🤨
How’s Tofu doing today? Still steaming?
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How’s Tofu doing today? Still steaming?
I had to look that up. According to wikipedia
“English colonial militia: since December 13, 1636”. I guess that is the accepted beginning of our National Guard.
“English colonial militia: since December 13, 1636”. I guess that is the accepted beginning of our National Guard.
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I had to look that up. According to wikipedia
“English colonial militia: since December 13, 1636”. I guess that is the accepted beginning of our National Guard.
“English colonial militia: since December 13, 1636”. I guess that is the accepted beginning of our National Guard.
Nope, nope, nope don’t wanna know
a group of men are sitting in a car and laughing .
ALT: a group of men are sitting in a car and laughing .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Nope, nope, nope don’t wanna know
Don’t worry Sandal the princess is in another castle.
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Don’t worry Sandal the princess is in another castle.
Considering that this timeline is Salvador Dali and Peter Sellers do a political satire how can you not call it stupid?
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Considering that this timeline is Salvador Dali and Peter Sellers do a political satire how can you not call it stupid?
Only 10 seconds? I’m thinking the current political news requires at least 60 minutes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Only 10 seconds? I’m thinking the current political news requires at least 60 minutes.
Plotting how to maximize shedding on everything….
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Plotting how to maximize shedding on everything….
Everything trump touches dies.
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Everything trump touches dies.
I love that for them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I love that for them.
I bleed Dodger Blue, but if a Canadian team wins the World Series you know the magas heads are going to explode like the rich jerks in The Kingsmen. 🤭
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I bleed Dodger Blue, but if a Canadian team wins the World Series you know the magas heads are going to explode like the rich jerks in The Kingsmen. 🤭
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christian. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christian. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
The bubbles omg the bubbles😱
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The bubbles omg the bubbles😱
The ruling was a fun read, openly pull no punches scathing.
September 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The ruling was a fun read, openly pull no punches scathing.
All the cow cats according to Sandal…
September 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
All the cow cats according to Sandal…