Mind goblins?

I would watch all of them just to see those REAL, NON-CGI MALINOISES run sideways up walls, which is only like the fifth most athletic thing I’ve seen a malinois do. If I had 20 years old when I was training, I would have gotten a mal. They are SO COOL and SO IMPOSSIBLE

This is horrifying. I love it.

I live in Canada, if Tim ever shows you a picture of me, it’s just the picture that came with the wallet. I’m not real. But that requires more of a discussion of the definition of “reality” than I’m going to do when meninges are swelling out my börthôrle

Proudly repping Apple creep

“Okay”
😍

Is there a Most Weasel? Or is that just a wolverine?

Bad news, I’m a snoozer. Just one time. But always one time.

So handsome.

Literally every word ever written by Jim Croce, Poe, or any member of the Wu Tang Clan

And all that remains is the faces and names of the wives and the sons and the daughters

She is like a cat in the dark, and then she is the darkness

I’m not a rocket scientist, I rock the house and sign the tits and that’s it.

In any case I know Jen and I had matching electric blankets from Kohls, mine is blue and hers is that red one.

Did I get that for y’all? I feel like maybe I got that for y’all for Christmas one year. Or maybe I just meant to but didn’t. Never know with me.