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SaMartha Lang
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Sam ❀📍Baltimore ❀ 30-something ❀ 🏳️‍🌈🎮👩‍🍳
Other side of the same bridge on my drive home yesterday 🥳
March 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Not to be a total fucking bummer on main but convincing myself to walk into my house today knowing I would not be greeted by Telly’s wagging tail and gift of Nearest Stuffed Thing was nearly impossible. My worst First.
March 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Yesterday was a day! Teller is stable now but was not for a while there. Bless the absolute badass surgeon & staff that kept him afloat. They sent us this pic mid life-saving blood transfusion 🤪 goofy ahh. We pick him up tomorrow to recover at home ❤️‍🩹
February 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hi dogsky they’re starting surgery on Teller now, pls send your good energy to the boy real quick because this is not at all the surgery he went in for & is a much more risky situation. Bellybean 🙏💕
February 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
5 stars for this cat scratch deterrent product. My cat has stopped scratching
February 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
SquirrelTube
February 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Maisy adjusting incredibly well after just 2 weeks with us. She watches both Merlin & Teller for cues and shows more confidence each day 🥹
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Us come May
January 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Two weeks ago I worked up a super quick bathroom makeover on photoshop, first pic, and hoped Tom would like it as much as I did 😅 & second pic is the update as we close out the weekend. In love so far & just hilarious to see the concept & reality side by side. We kinda Did That!
January 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Asia in a bite fest w the girlies #baltimore
January 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Losing my mind over her 😭 perfect addition to the family wow 🥹 🐈‍⬛
January 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Maisy + Merlin friendship progress 1 week after adoption :”) we are very proud of them both
January 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Y’all are my only friends now so you get the food pics. Deconstructed #spammusubi bowl because I wasn’t preparing sushi rice tn 😅
January 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
👋 I'm Sam! 31 in #Baltimore, 🏳️‍🌈, 🐈‍⬛🐕, Muppet fangirl. She/her. Hoping to build community irl & here on Bluesky. We're gonna need it!

📍Crafting, Board Games, Stand-up Comedy
🎮 Valorant, Overwatch, Battlegrounds
🎧 Origami Button, American Football, Ariana 🫧
📺 The Traitors + Ghost Whisperer + Frasier
January 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Quick date night @ Dylan’s in Hampden. Haven’t been back since our first date & now we’re getting marrrrrrried 😭 💕
January 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM