Joan Opyr
@auntiejoano.bsky.social
Writer, expatriate Southerner, psychiatric nurse, and author of Idaho Code, From Hell to Breakfast, and Shaken and Stirred.
Lisa Murkowski is 68. What bright future does she have to protect? Is she hoping for an appointment to the Department of Cryptkeeper?
September 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Lisa Murkowski is 68. What bright future does she have to protect? Is she hoping for an appointment to the Department of Cryptkeeper?
Whatever this is, it’s not normal. Dental work? Bell’s palsy? Invisible fish hook pulling that right side down?
September 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Whatever this is, it’s not normal. Dental work? Bell’s palsy? Invisible fish hook pulling that right side down?
Your eulogy should depend on how you lived your life.
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Your eulogy should depend on how you lived your life.
Ah ha! I see what’s happening.
August 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Ah ha! I see what’s happening.
Trump has dementia. And it’s getting worse. Much worse. What has gone so wrong in our political system that we can’t all call this out?
July 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Trump has dementia. And it’s getting worse. Much worse. What has gone so wrong in our political system that we can’t all call this out?
Who came up with the Amazon penis? I can’t see it without picturing a pair of tiny testicles dangling beneath. I call them Be and Zos.
July 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Who came up with the Amazon penis? I can’t see it without picturing a pair of tiny testicles dangling beneath. I call them Be and Zos.
How long is it going to take to scrape all that Michaels’ shit off the fireplace? Do we need to make incoming presidents pay a security deposit?
July 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How long is it going to take to scrape all that Michaels’ shit off the fireplace? Do we need to make incoming presidents pay a security deposit?
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
If horse turds were biscuits,
I’d eat ‘til I died.
If horse turds were biscuits,
I’d eat ‘til I died.
July 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
If horse turds were biscuits,
I’d eat ‘til I died.
If horse turds were biscuits,
I’d eat ‘til I died.
Peripheral edema. IV bruise on the right hand. Catheter down the leg of the pants. Adult diaper. Gingivitis. We are one sneeze away from Weekend at Bernie’s.
July 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Peripheral edema. IV bruise on the right hand. Catheter down the leg of the pants. Adult diaper. Gingivitis. We are one sneeze away from Weekend at Bernie’s.
This smart lady is running against BoBo the Buffoon for a seat in Congress. I’ve donated, hope you will, too.
Visit ActBlue.com
Visit ActBlue.com
July 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This smart lady is running against BoBo the Buffoon for a seat in Congress. I’ve donated, hope you will, too.
Visit ActBlue.com
Visit ActBlue.com
Is Ted Cruz really telling people not to make political hay out of the Texas flood disaster? Ted Cruz? The ass-kissing MAGA man with the ugly wife and the assassin father? That Ted Cruz?
July 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Is Ted Cruz really telling people not to make political hay out of the Texas flood disaster? Ted Cruz? The ass-kissing MAGA man with the ugly wife and the assassin father? That Ted Cruz?
