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Auntie Hauntie
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I've done a lot in life, I plan on doing more.

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Definitely best to learn this is as a skill.
But! There's a pretty good application out there (wish I could remember the name off the toppa my head) that does real strong retopography for models. Never used it but heard good things about it and seen its results in a couple Fallout 4 mods.
October 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Head empty.

Nothing but space between those ears.
September 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"...economic insecurity may be limiting the desire to have children.”

I will never understand the reluctance to just say what is painfully obvious without hedging at all. But at least this beats the LDP blaming it on men eating too many salads or women eating too much meat and having jobs.
September 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Oooh that's a good one.
August 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You're more like a Long Daddy, tbh.
August 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Says the ghost.
August 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Probably.
August 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This is normal for hotels.
Even here in the states, international travelers would leave old suitcases behind after purchasing new luggage. They would usually sit in the basement for ages until someone (me) would finally get tired of them and chuck them in the dumpsters.
August 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mister Gertrude.
August 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So instead of taking on new and significant ongoing operating costs, they decide instead to pull down a significant amount (if not all) of their adult content.

MasterCard never says "Take down all the porn!"
Steam says "Global compliance is too much work, take down all the porn."
August 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
But that presents a hefty problem for companies like Steam and Itch because they would need to build an entire compliance team of lawyers and content compliance specialists, which would be a huge operating cost in a market era defined by mass layoffs rather than hirings.

Companies hate compliance.
August 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
People misunderstand how this works, I know from adult broadcast experience.
Companies (MasterCard) tell merchants they need to ensure their media complies with all legal requirements in all legal jurisdictions where it is sold. That is almost 5,000 different jurisdictions, to be straight about it.
August 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Throw water at the dancer from off screen in slow motion just to make it extra wet.

Extra wet flamenco.
July 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Flamenco but make it wet.

Wet flamenco all over the dance floors.
July 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Still don't know how they stopped me but I'll get you next time!

NEXT TIIIIIIME!
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July 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Mine is when I post too much too often on social media.
July 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Oh you are missing out.

The vague lingering dread a person gets from suddenly finding themselves thinking "You know, I could retire here pretty comfortably..." is pure Lovecraft.
July 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Excuse you.

He's guarding the E X P E R I E N C E.
July 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
An uncomfortable swimsuit is usually one with very little fabric, which means it's probably one of the more sexy ones. :nod
July 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Uncomfortable. XD
So it's probably the correct one. :P
July 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Don't worry, when the man-eating psychosaurs from dimension 12 finally show up to take over the planet, the beefiest among us will be the first to show up on the dinner table.
July 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I'm actually really surprised to hear you struggle with this. I really shouldn't be, because most creatives are like this, but I guess seeing you as aspirational came with some blinders.

Oops.

Really appreciate hearing you write it out loud, it's good to be reminded we all deal with this.

Thanks.
July 24, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Yeah there's too many AI generated queers out there these days...
July 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I would zoom in pretty close and use the lasso tool if I had no other choices. Otherwise I think I would use my stylus and erase manually in Procreate on my iPad, since that gives me a bit more control.
July 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM