Live nude girls? well I would hope so
October 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Live nude girls? well I would hope so
I’m watching the OC for the first time and Seth Cohen? The boy that all my friends say was their first big crush? That guy? This loser? This awful evil annoying fuck? I would shove that twerp in a locker but he would probably love that. I hate him.
October 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m watching the OC for the first time and Seth Cohen? The boy that all my friends say was their first big crush? That guy? This loser? This awful evil annoying fuck? I would shove that twerp in a locker but he would probably love that. I hate him.
A corporate girly can never be chic. Only a true faildaughter , a real fuck up of a woman, can embody chicness
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A corporate girly can never be chic. Only a true faildaughter , a real fuck up of a woman, can embody chicness
DFW probably feels so good if u hate yourself
September 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
DFW probably feels so good if u hate yourself
Sidon can’t do shit for me . Slow as fuck. The power of water? You fuckin serious? That fuckboy loser useless can’t do anything a fuckin splashfruit can’t do
September 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sidon can’t do shit for me . Slow as fuck. The power of water? You fuckin serious? That fuckboy loser useless can’t do anything a fuckin splashfruit can’t do
One time I was watching borat with my dad and uncle and my dutch grandmother came in and said that’s not kazakhstan that looks like eastern europe
September 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
One time I was watching borat with my dad and uncle and my dutch grandmother came in and said that’s not kazakhstan that looks like eastern europe
I bet getting to know each other feels so good if you’re a flavor
September 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I bet getting to know each other feels so good if you’re a flavor
I’m getting my asshole DARKENED . I’m not playing your games
September 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m getting my asshole DARKENED . I’m not playing your games
Another day of not creating value for shareholders ✨ can’t believe this is my life 😇
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Another day of not creating value for shareholders ✨ can’t believe this is my life 😇
Love it when girlies come up to me after a show and say they wanna try standup and I’m like “you totally should ! Here’s all the places not to go to! Sorry that’s most of them! Have you thought about moving? “
September 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Love it when girlies come up to me after a show and say they wanna try standup and I’m like “you totally should ! Here’s all the places not to go to! Sorry that’s most of them! Have you thought about moving? “
she kill on my bill til I volume 2
August 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
she kill on my bill til I volume 2
They year I turned walter mitty
August 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They year I turned walter mitty
Wait people are mad about the Cracker Barrel rebrand bc it’s woke? I’m mad bc it’s ugly. Also that was my pop-pop up there on the sign but I don’t brag about it so yall didn’t know
August 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Wait people are mad about the Cracker Barrel rebrand bc it’s woke? I’m mad bc it’s ugly. Also that was my pop-pop up there on the sign but I don’t brag about it so yall didn’t know
I am so so lucky that my favorite band is constantly touring and puts out an album like every two years. They’re not all great but my god I love you Stuart Murdoch and your batshit work ethic
August 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I am so so lucky that my favorite band is constantly touring and puts out an album like every two years. They’re not all great but my god I love you Stuart Murdoch and your batshit work ethic
This face to face interaction could have been an email that I would ignore
August 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This face to face interaction could have been an email that I would ignore
I dont want to be a coworker. Don’t call me that.
August 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I dont want to be a coworker. Don’t call me that.
At this point I just have to assume any and all material that is stuck underneath my nails is edible
August 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
At this point I just have to assume any and all material that is stuck underneath my nails is edible
the pillsborough dillboy
August 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the pillsborough dillboy
It’s allll “preservation of physical media!!” until bitches need to cut up some vintage playboys to make a shitty collage
August 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s allll “preservation of physical media!!” until bitches need to cut up some vintage playboys to make a shitty collage
In my buying vintage juicy couture jewelry off eBay era
August 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In my buying vintage juicy couture jewelry off eBay era
I am extremely passionate about 311 city services
August 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I am extremely passionate about 311 city services
I’m not like other girls! I think breakfast at Tiffany’s is a trash film even if you remove Mickey Rooney completely!!
August 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m not like other girls! I think breakfast at Tiffany’s is a trash film even if you remove Mickey Rooney completely!!
I miss SCHOOL. I miss LECTURES. I miss writing an ESSAY.
August 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I miss SCHOOL. I miss LECTURES. I miss writing an ESSAY.
Anyone have any tips for getting rid of acne in and around your ears? Do NOT say stop constantly touching your ears. I’m not gonna do that.
August 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Anyone have any tips for getting rid of acne in and around your ears? Do NOT say stop constantly touching your ears. I’m not gonna do that.
Pregnant bitches be IN costco
August 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Pregnant bitches be IN costco