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Aunt Eef
@aunteef.bsky.social
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Living in the Midwest in a small blue dot in a very red state. Supporter of democracy and TeamPete. Interested in science, nature, bloomscrolling, and politics. Also, cats. Not actually childless but my wonderful children are grown. she/her. No dms please.
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Have been saying this since his 1st election. He just HAD to be the Big Guy. And now, if we're lucky, we'll see his ass in jail.

If less lucky, at least disgraced & eventually forgotten.

(NOT that we should ever forget the damage he has caused, & do everything to keep it from happening again.)
Text reads: Trump could have just continued to live his life as a filthy rich pedophile prick and he probably never would have been exposed, but because he has the biggest ego in the history of mankind and just had to run for president, he's about to go through the most humiliating public downfall we've ever witnessed, and I think that's beautiful.
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Sunday morning breakfast flight: bacon & egg biscuit, sausage & egg biscuit, & a cranberry orange biscuit in the middle. (the biscuits are miniature)

they were delicious 😋
A rectangular plate sits on a placemat. The plate has three biscuits on it: two breakfast sandwiches, one on each end (one w/bacon and one w/sausage, with egg sticking out around the edges), and one in the middle with cranberries. The plate is white with blue flower lines around the edges and yellow handles sticking out at the short ends.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
A man sits on a very steampunk-y looking contraption, holding a lever in his hand. A screenshot from the 1960 movie, "The Time Machine."
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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"go to the pickup lockers and wrap some of the doors with holiday gift wrap"
"which doors?"
"doesn't matter, just pick some"
...
A store display showing a wall of lockers for customer order pickup. The wall is labeled "pickup lockers" but in an effort to be festive for the holidays, some of the locker doors have been covered with holiday gift wrap. Unfortunately, the doors chosen have included the "lo" in lockers so the wall reads "pickup **ckers"
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

[looks up last saved meme]...valid
A woman in a long white dress is lying on a fainting couch, her head on a patterned pillow, and is gazing out a window with a thoughtful but vacant expression. On a side table rests an open laptop (photoshopped into the original painting). Text reads, "She googled her symptoms, and it turned out that she just needed everyone to f*ck off."
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Your periodic reminder that on a typical upright vacuum, one of the cord hooks usually rotates so that you can remove the cord in one fell swoop and don't have to manually unwind it from the hooks loop by loop. #ProTip 👍
A line drawing of a typical upright vacuum cleaner, with the upper and lower cord hooks on the back circled in red.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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From Erik Larson's marvelous "In the Garden of Beasts."

plus ça change...
A quote from the footnotes: There was nothing funny about the Gestapo, but this did not stop Berliners from quietly--very quietly--coining and trading jokes about the agency. Here's one of them: "At the Belgian border crossing, huge numbers of rabbits appear one day and declare that they are political refugees. 'The Gestapo wants to arrest all giraffes as enemies of the state.'--' But you're not giraffes!'--'We know that, but try explaining that to the Gestapo!'" Evans, Peter, 106.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Happy Odd Sock Day to all who celebrate 🎉🥳🧦
A pair of feet in wooly patterned socks. One sock is pale lavender and the other is maroon
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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I use the Victor electronic traps, they carry them at the local Meijer store. Probably work in a similar way and they're a bit less 💰

Started them when I had cats in the house & didn't want to leave poison out, & glue traps are nasty.

(yes cats in the house don't always keep mice away) 🙄
picture of a Victor electronic mouse trap
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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RIP American people 🪦💀
A screenshot of Tr*mp appearing on Fox News, with a chyron reading "Trump: Venezuela is sending US gang members, drugs." Text above the photo reads "President Tr*mp says '300 million people' died of drugs brought in by Venezuela to the United States last year. That would mean approximately 90% of the entire U.S. population is dead.🤦"
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Borrowed from @godlessbitch.bsky.social , adding alt text
A photo of Albert Einstein against a black background, looking out at us. Text reads: You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then you Energy.
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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::sigh::
An image of Bill Murray from the movie "Groundhog Day." He is looking into the camera, speaking into a mic from Station 9, and wearing a plaid scarf around his neck. The text reads: Well, it's Epstein files not released day... Again
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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the bar is set so low
screenshot of a post from @scarylawyerguy. At the bottom of the screenshot is a clip from a news article with the headline: "Part of White House Is Reduced to Rubble. Trump's Ballroom Will Rise in Its Place." Below is text from the article reading, "The president had pledged that construction wouldn't 'interfere with the current building,' a promise that always seemed unrealistic given the grand scale of the plans." scarylawyerguy comments, "When the Obamas installed a swing set for their kids and Michelle Obama planted a vegetable garden on the WH grounds it was a massive scandal. Trump is literally destroying the building itself and the media just shrugs it off."
October 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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ribbet ribbet

repost w/alt text from Allison Moon @shewandersferal.bsky.social
a round black button shape with the image of a frog's head, like the inflatable frogs from the Portland marches, wearing a Colonial-style powdered wig tied off with a yellow ribbon. Text reads: Give me ribberty or give me death
October 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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really 🙄😂

image credit @illustrationsbyannie_e
An image of the face of the Statue of Liberty, showing the radiant points of her crown. Text reads, "Silly boys, crowns are for ladies" Image credit: @illustrationsbyannie_e
October 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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A woman holding a protest sign. Her light blue shirt reads, "peace love dogs." Her sign reads, "Honk if you Never Drunk Texted War plans"
October 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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My daughters got me in a group text as one of them was asking for some definition on Jesus and his standing as god, which made me think of this, my favorite Jesus meme. Night all 🥱
A photo of a clock, looks handmade, from a highly lacquered wooden plaque with wavy edges. On the face of it is an image of Jesus gazing off into the distance. The placement of the clock numbers and clock hands makes it appear as though he is looking at the clock itself. Text is overlaid on the image, reading "Jesus Christ | would you look at the time"
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Join us in Elkhart Indiana, Hoosiers and Michiana residents! #NoKings
A poster with an image of a crown, crossed out with a large red X. Text reads: WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE No Kings - October 18 10 am-12 noon EDT nokings.org 229 S 2nd St - Elkhart scan to join or learn more! --> [QR code] The background of the poster has cities all over the US that are having No Kings protests on October 18, printed in gray against a light gray background
October 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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A two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a black-and-white dog is looking at his computer screen. The caption reads, “What a lovely day on the inter--” In the second panel, his gaze has turned to look directly at us and the caption reads, “Good lord”
October 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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The juxtaposition is 😳😬
Screenshot of two posts on my feed. The first is a sweet picture of Michelle and Barack Obama, she is wishing him a Happy Anniversary. The second is a post from DJT showing an AI image of him in a dark cloak, scowling and beating an iron handbell with a stick.
October 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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You son of a bitch, I'm in.
Screenshot of a Twitter post from Mikel Jollett, originally posted 3/22/2020. Text reads: Ok how about this: No more billionaires. None. After you reach $999 million, every red cent goes to schools and health care. You get a trophy that says, "I won capitalism" and we name a dog park after you.
October 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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A statement from Jim Wright (aka Stonekettle), including alt text. Please repost.
Screenshot of a post from Jim Wright, aka Stonekettle. Text reads: When this is over, we need to seriously implement Nuremberg style trials. And I'm not talking just the obvious fascism, but the lunacy that just ended research into mRNA protocols that could have CURED ALZHEIMERS. Along with a number of cancers and many, many infectious diseases. This is more than criminal, it's crime against all of humanity. It's crime against the future. You have no idea how much I despise what this political party and their miserable ideology have become.
October 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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😭😭😭
Death stands at an arcade-style claw machine. The claw has picked up a human while multiple others are resting in the bottom of the bin. The caption reads, "Jane Goodall?! Is Donald Trump even in this thing??"
October 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Have I told you all how much I love lantana ❤️🏵️
Close-up of a lantana bloom. The center florets are bright yellow, changing to orange and dark red towards the edges of the flower. A hanging basket with lantana and daisies in shades of yellow, orange and red
September 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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A small calico kitten is sitting on a laptop keyboard and looking wistfully out at us. Text reads, "If not for sits why is it made of warm?"
September 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM