🌈Cortney Rose🌵
@auntcort.bsky.social
"5 years sober 💪 | Creative dog mom of 3 🐾 | Kayaking, golfing, painting & DIY enthusiast (Ikea furniture pro 🛠️) | Music & movie lover 🎶🎬 | Traveling the world with my partner & Miss MJ 🪴 | Living life with passion & purpose!"
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Haim is a garage band that should've never left the garage. #Haim #ChangeMyMind #BassFaceSlappinTheBass
April 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Haim is a garage band that should've never left the garage. #Haim #ChangeMyMind #BassFaceSlappinTheBass
March 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
March 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"People at the age of 300 getting Social Security" -Senior Caca
United States found July 4, 1776.
Now, I'm no math genuis, but.........
#SOTU
United States found July 4, 1776.
Now, I'm no math genuis, but.........
#SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"People at the age of 300 getting Social Security" -Senior Caca
United States found July 4, 1776.
Now, I'm no math genuis, but.........
#SOTU
United States found July 4, 1776.
Now, I'm no math genuis, but.........
#SOTU
How did we get here? Like, seriously? Is questioning what you're told a missing component in the brain?
March 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
How did we get here? Like, seriously? Is questioning what you're told a missing component in the brain?
Me watching this shit show of Joint Sessions full of exaggerating lies
a woman wearing glasses and a black dress is sitting on a stage and making a face .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a black dress is sitting on a stage and making a face .
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Me watching this shit show of Joint Sessions full of exaggerating lies
Just watched the Gabby Petito story on Netflix. I think Bryan is still alive, and the parents are helping him. #GabbyPetito #TellMeImWrong
February 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Just watched the Gabby Petito story on Netflix. I think Bryan is still alive, and the parents are helping him. #GabbyPetito #TellMeImWrong
If Churches were about the words of God and Jesus then why don't they build homes for the homeless and leave the doors open for stray animals #HighThoughts
a man wearing a hat and headphones is drinking from a blue cup with the words hmm on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a hat and headphones is drinking from a blue cup with the words hmm on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
If Churches were about the words of God and Jesus then why don't they build homes for the homeless and leave the doors open for stray animals #HighThoughts
Everyone in Government, except AOC and Crockett, can choke on a mushroom 🍄 while getting ramed by a walking Cyber Truck!
#WhoWantsAGovernmentStartOver #LobbyingisSugarforBribery
#WhoWantsAGovernmentStartOver #LobbyingisSugarforBribery
February 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Everyone in Government, except AOC and Crockett, can choke on a mushroom 🍄 while getting ramed by a walking Cyber Truck!
#WhoWantsAGovernmentStartOver #LobbyingisSugarforBribery
#WhoWantsAGovernmentStartOver #LobbyingisSugarforBribery
Just sitting on bench with a coffee ☕️ in one hand and a joint in the other watching the world 🌎 burn 🔥
I've got plenty of room for anyone that wants to join. #MakeThisShitMakeSense #FuckItLetItBurn #WeedandCoffee
I've got plenty of room for anyone that wants to join. #MakeThisShitMakeSense #FuckItLetItBurn #WeedandCoffee
February 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Just sitting on bench with a coffee ☕️ in one hand and a joint in the other watching the world 🌎 burn 🔥
I've got plenty of room for anyone that wants to join. #MakeThisShitMakeSense #FuckItLetItBurn #WeedandCoffee
I've got plenty of room for anyone that wants to join. #MakeThisShitMakeSense #FuckItLetItBurn #WeedandCoffee
Because why wouldn't he destroy the United States? #PolitcalThoughts
January 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Because why wouldn't he destroy the United States? #PolitcalThoughts
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Trump Admin Qualifications: Billionaire, grapeist, drunk, liar, criminal, druggie.
January 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Trump Admin Qualifications: Billionaire, grapeist, drunk, liar, criminal, druggie.
A CONVICTED FELON AND GRAPIST IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!! #ThisIstheBadPlace
January 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
A CONVICTED FELON AND GRAPIST IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!! #ThisIstheBadPlace
When you see that Drumpf is using LARGE MILITARY AIRCRAFT to deploy less than 100 migrants! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO FLY THOSE PLANES?!?!?! #BillionairesShouldBeDeported
January 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
When you see that Drumpf is using LARGE MILITARY AIRCRAFT to deploy less than 100 migrants! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO FLY THOSE PLANES?!?!?! #BillionairesShouldBeDeported
Reposted by 🌈Cortney Rose🌵
A convicted felon is the president of the United States. However, those 1500 pardons will have a harder time getting a job because they're a felon! MAKE IT MAKE FUCKING SENSE!!!!! #TrumpIsAFelon #DemocratsAreJustAsGuilty
January 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A convicted felon is the president of the United States. However, those 1500 pardons will have a harder time getting a job because they're a felon! MAKE IT MAKE FUCKING SENSE!!!!! #TrumpIsAFelon #DemocratsAreJustAsGuilty
Neurologists will be studying the brains of MAGAnians for 100s of years; wondering what part clicked for some but not others.
January 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Neurologists will be studying the brains of MAGAnians for 100s of years; wondering what part clicked for some but not others.
The United States is like a combination of The Truman Show and The Bad Place. #ThisIsTheBadPlace
January 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The United States is like a combination of The Truman Show and The Bad Place. #ThisIsTheBadPlace
A convicted felon is the president of the United States. However, those 1500 pardons will have a harder time getting a job because they're a felon! MAKE IT MAKE FUCKING SENSE!!!!! #TrumpIsAFelon #DemocratsAreJustAsGuilty
January 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A convicted felon is the president of the United States. However, those 1500 pardons will have a harder time getting a job because they're a felon! MAKE IT MAKE FUCKING SENSE!!!!! #TrumpIsAFelon #DemocratsAreJustAsGuilty
Looking for my 40+ peeps! #Arizona #40andover
January 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Looking for my 40+ peeps! #Arizona #40andover
Tiktok be looking like an Edgar suit! #ByeTiktok
January 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Tiktok be looking like an Edgar suit! #ByeTiktok
We need psychological exams, age limits, and more qualifications when it comes to the presidency. Some of us still read. And if you read. You should read the following. #WeAreFucked #HeWantsPre1965America
Ending Illegal Discrimination And Restoring Merit-Based Opportunity – The White House
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:Section 1. Purpose.
www.whitehouse.gov
January 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
We need psychological exams, age limits, and more qualifications when it comes to the presidency. Some of us still read. And if you read. You should read the following. #WeAreFucked #HeWantsPre1965America