@hankgreen.bsky.social Your little bean app is making me a better driver. I turn on focus mode when I’m driving to and from work. I and the general public thank you.
August 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social Your little bean app is making me a better driver. I turn on focus mode when I’m driving to and from work. I and the general public thank you.
Working in customer service for decades means that I’m basically a professional mediator and therapist. Basically.
August 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Working in customer service for decades means that I’m basically a professional mediator and therapist. Basically.
Maybe today it will happen. I could use some joyful news.
August 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Maybe today it will happen. I could use some joyful news.
The thing about living in an area with extreme weather, you have zero tolerance for Californians and their fear of the rain. Love y’all but, you a mess.
July 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The thing about living in an area with extreme weather, you have zero tolerance for Californians and their fear of the rain. Love y’all but, you a mess.
Several of my childhood memories have Black Sabbath in the background. Goodbye to The Prince of Darkness. Sad day.
July 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Several of my childhood memories have Black Sabbath in the background. Goodbye to The Prince of Darkness. Sad day.
Jojo Siwa is pregnant and I do t have anyone to talk to about it.
July 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Jojo Siwa is pregnant and I do t have anyone to talk to about it.
That scene in Willy Wonka when they’re on the boat and there’s horrors all around and Gene Wilder is just singing…that’s me right now. Just dissociating and singing. 🙃
June 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
That scene in Willy Wonka when they’re on the boat and there’s horrors all around and Gene Wilder is just singing…that’s me right now. Just dissociating and singing. 🙃
Taylor Swift driving down the value of her masters, buying them at low market value, then immediately increasing their value, and basically make all her money right back is genius. Mastermind. 🤌
June 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Taylor Swift driving down the value of her masters, buying them at low market value, then immediately increasing their value, and basically make all her money right back is genius. Mastermind. 🤌
I became a Swiftie in the Midnights era and I’ve been waiting to listen to Rep TV. I’m having a reputation listening party for 1 tonight!!
May 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I became a Swiftie in the Midnights era and I’ve been waiting to listen to Rep TV. I’m having a reputation listening party for 1 tonight!!
What is it with tech bros and ketamine?
May 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What is it with tech bros and ketamine?
The way my family and I deeply despise peas, in any and all ways, lets me know one of our ancestors survived a famine on them and vowed her bloodline will never again have to eat peas. Thanks unknown grandma.
April 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The way my family and I deeply despise peas, in any and all ways, lets me know one of our ancestors survived a famine on them and vowed her bloodline will never again have to eat peas. Thanks unknown grandma.
For clarity. We’re upset about HOW war crimes were committed, and not that they were committed at all. Cool.
March 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
For clarity. We’re upset about HOW war crimes were committed, and not that they were committed at all. Cool.
So are we boycotting @benandjerrys.bsky.social now? Or are we going after Unilever?
March 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So are we boycotting @benandjerrys.bsky.social now? Or are we going after Unilever?
This will be my entire personality for the next 587 business hours. Is there #sourdoughsky
February 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This will be my entire personality for the next 587 business hours. Is there #sourdoughsky
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Some days I’m haunted by the idea that Phil Hartman would have become an incredible dramatic actor as he aged, and what a loss it is that he didn’t get to star in a major serious oscar role
February 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Some days I’m haunted by the idea that Phil Hartman would have become an incredible dramatic actor as he aged, and what a loss it is that he didn’t get to star in a major serious oscar role
What’s with all the flying facial hair?
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What’s with all the flying facial hair?
We have time for our grief, we don’t have time for defeat. We have time for our grief, we don’t have time for defeat.
February 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
We have time for our grief, we don’t have time for defeat. We have time for our grief, we don’t have time for defeat.
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The thing to understand about Trump is like in his first term, he doesn’t want to govern. He doesn’t want to learn. He wants to campaign and look good.
Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.
Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The thing to understand about Trump is like in his first term, he doesn’t want to govern. He doesn’t want to learn. He wants to campaign and look good.
Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.
Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.
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Spencer and Heidi aren’t on here. After the last week my feed feels empty without Spencer’s hustle.
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Spencer and Heidi aren’t on here. After the last week my feed feels empty without Spencer’s hustle.
What I’ll be up to for the foreseeable future 🐦
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What I’ll be up to for the foreseeable future 🐦
If I were the CEO of TikTok, caught in the middle of diplomatic tensions between the 🇺🇸 & 🇨🇳, while trying to dodge a hostile financial takeover of said company, and I could fix it all with a bit of theatrics and hand kissing, I’d say it’s ✨Lights✨camera✨action✨ 💋💋💋
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
If I were the CEO of TikTok, caught in the middle of diplomatic tensions between the 🇺🇸 & 🇨🇳, while trying to dodge a hostile financial takeover of said company, and I could fix it all with a bit of theatrics and hand kissing, I’d say it’s ✨Lights✨camera✨action✨ 💋💋💋