Chris
@auniverseaway2.bsky.social
Pronounce it like you’re a pirate. Come here for:
Nerd-adjacent quips
Minor political outrage
Non-militant sober advocacy
Nerd-adjacent quips
Minor political outrage
Non-militant sober advocacy
They wanted cheaper eggs, so they voted in the bankrupt sexual predator. You won't believe what happened next!
Also, there's something incredibly poetic about the cost of "calm" increasing.
Also, there's something incredibly poetic about the cost of "calm" increasing.
September 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
They wanted cheaper eggs, so they voted in the bankrupt sexual predator. You won't believe what happened next!
Also, there's something incredibly poetic about the cost of "calm" increasing.
Also, there's something incredibly poetic about the cost of "calm" increasing.
Me to my dog: You’re so perfect. Except for that, wanting to murder other dogs when we go for walks, part.
August 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Me to my dog: You’re so perfect. Except for that, wanting to murder other dogs when we go for walks, part.
😅 Decent? Hard to say because I haven’t had a steak in about 25 years.
Top sirloin* from Harmon’s
Smoker set to 400
Lightly coated w/ olive oil and fresh ground salt
Cook 3 min on each side.
* I also have no idea what this means.
** Happy to take non-rainforest destroying recipe recommendations.
Top sirloin* from Harmon’s
Smoker set to 400
Lightly coated w/ olive oil and fresh ground salt
Cook 3 min on each side.
* I also have no idea what this means.
** Happy to take non-rainforest destroying recipe recommendations.
June 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
😅 Decent? Hard to say because I haven’t had a steak in about 25 years.
Top sirloin* from Harmon’s
Smoker set to 400
Lightly coated w/ olive oil and fresh ground salt
Cook 3 min on each side.
* I also have no idea what this means.
** Happy to take non-rainforest destroying recipe recommendations.
Top sirloin* from Harmon’s
Smoker set to 400
Lightly coated w/ olive oil and fresh ground salt
Cook 3 min on each side.
* I also have no idea what this means.
** Happy to take non-rainforest destroying recipe recommendations.
Speaking of people on facebook, I absolutely live for folks who post random objects in this "used teardrop trailer" group I'm in.
"When were the axels last greased on that thing?"
"When were the axels last greased on that thing?"
May 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Speaking of people on facebook, I absolutely live for folks who post random objects in this "used teardrop trailer" group I'm in.
"When were the axels last greased on that thing?"
"When were the axels last greased on that thing?"
Here’s my Bluesky-exclusive #adobesummit pro-tip: The chocolate shop has *infinitely* better coffee than Starbucks / Illy and rarely has a line.
March 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Here’s my Bluesky-exclusive #adobesummit pro-tip: The chocolate shop has *infinitely* better coffee than Starbucks / Illy and rarely has a line.
I have been on this planet 43 years.
In all that time, I have never been loved as much as Willie loves me.
I’m so utterly undeserving of this, so I cherish every moment.
In all that time, I have never been loved as much as Willie loves me.
I’m so utterly undeserving of this, so I cherish every moment.
March 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I have been on this planet 43 years.
In all that time, I have never been loved as much as Willie loves me.
I’m so utterly undeserving of this, so I cherish every moment.
In all that time, I have never been loved as much as Willie loves me.
I’m so utterly undeserving of this, so I cherish every moment.
Reading this menu and I’m like, “this is why the republicans won.”
February 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Reading this menu and I’m like, “this is why the republicans won.”
February 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
ChatGPT is really destroying humanity and putting people out of jobs.
I used to ask my German friends to make up words for situations I found myself in, but they have been replaced by ChatGPT.
I used to ask my German friends to make up words for situations I found myself in, but they have been replaced by ChatGPT.
January 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
ChatGPT is really destroying humanity and putting people out of jobs.
I used to ask my German friends to make up words for situations I found myself in, but they have been replaced by ChatGPT.
I used to ask my German friends to make up words for situations I found myself in, but they have been replaced by ChatGPT.
Document Authoring is an early-access technology for #AEM. It marries the speed of document-based authoring with the enterprise-grade features you expect: localization, assets, bulk tooling, etc.
Today, we launched the first of many sites that will use DA. 7,000+ pages, 4 languages, and 6 locales.
Today, we launched the first of many sites that will use DA. 7,000+ pages, 4 languages, and 6 locales.
January 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Document Authoring is an early-access technology for #AEM. It marries the speed of document-based authoring with the enterprise-grade features you expect: localization, assets, bulk tooling, etc.
Today, we launched the first of many sites that will use DA. 7,000+ pages, 4 languages, and 6 locales.
Today, we launched the first of many sites that will use DA. 7,000+ pages, 4 languages, and 6 locales.
January 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Getting the roo to dunk ratio right by the end of a Dunkaroos session is maybe the greatest sport humanity has ever invented.
December 31, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Getting the roo to dunk ratio right by the end of a Dunkaroos session is maybe the greatest sport humanity has ever invented.
@rmondello.com I know there’s not a lot you can do here… corporate strategy and all, but here’s my current iCloud Password + Daylight tablet strategy.
Grateful for everything you’ve done for password management and passkey adoption.
Grateful for everything you’ve done for password management and passkey adoption.
December 26, 2024 at 5:26 PM
@rmondello.com I know there’s not a lot you can do here… corporate strategy and all, but here’s my current iCloud Password + Daylight tablet strategy.
Grateful for everything you’ve done for password management and passkey adoption.
Grateful for everything you’ve done for password management and passkey adoption.
The amount of inside jokes that came out of the last few weeks are too many to list.
Apropos of nothing, meet Hax: DA’s security mascot.
Apropos of nothing, meet Hax: DA’s security mascot.
December 14, 2024 at 3:27 PM
The amount of inside jokes that came out of the last few weeks are too many to list.
Apropos of nothing, meet Hax: DA’s security mascot.
Apropos of nothing, meet Hax: DA’s security mascot.
Women bickering with their husbands over directions at an airport is the Rosetta Stone I’m here for.
December 1, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Women bickering with their husbands over directions at an airport is the Rosetta Stone I’m here for.
Product: “What if instead of having people just grab paper towels, we add a motor and motion sensor?”
Engineer: “This sounds like busy work that provides no real value and will cost the company more money.”
Product: “So… when do you think you’ll be done?”
Engineer: “. . .”
Engineer: “This sounds like busy work that provides no real value and will cost the company more money.”
Product: “So… when do you think you’ll be done?”
Engineer: “. . .”
November 30, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Product: “What if instead of having people just grab paper towels, we add a motor and motion sensor?”
Engineer: “This sounds like busy work that provides no real value and will cost the company more money.”
Product: “So… when do you think you’ll be done?”
Engineer: “. . .”
Engineer: “This sounds like busy work that provides no real value and will cost the company more money.”
Product: “So… when do you think you’ll be done?”
Engineer: “. . .”
I shared the good news with Willie. He’s amped for next year.
November 29, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I shared the good news with Willie. He’s amped for next year.
Seeking media recommendations.
Sci-fi, fantasy, anime, post apocalyptic.
Recent likes: Slow Horses, Silo, Dark Matter, Fallout, Last of Us.
Historical likes: BSG, LOST, Firefly, Ghost in the Shell, TNG, Quantum Leap.
Sci-fi, fantasy, anime, post apocalyptic.
Recent likes: Slow Horses, Silo, Dark Matter, Fallout, Last of Us.
Historical likes: BSG, LOST, Firefly, Ghost in the Shell, TNG, Quantum Leap.
November 29, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Seeking media recommendations.
Sci-fi, fantasy, anime, post apocalyptic.
Recent likes: Slow Horses, Silo, Dark Matter, Fallout, Last of Us.
Historical likes: BSG, LOST, Firefly, Ghost in the Shell, TNG, Quantum Leap.
Sci-fi, fantasy, anime, post apocalyptic.
Recent likes: Slow Horses, Silo, Dark Matter, Fallout, Last of Us.
Historical likes: BSG, LOST, Firefly, Ghost in the Shell, TNG, Quantum Leap.
Post a ship that's not star wars or star trek.
November 29, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Post a ship that's not star wars or star trek.
It’s impossible to communicate how much I love this Nat Geo obsessed dude.
November 23, 2024 at 2:32 AM
It’s impossible to communicate how much I love this Nat Geo obsessed dude.
Dear Apple,
You spelled...
"It looks like you were stressed as balls yesterday. You didn't move much from your computer chair. Did they handcuff you again? How about you take a gummy tonight and get a little extra sleep?"
..wrong.
You spelled...
"It looks like you were stressed as balls yesterday. You didn't move much from your computer chair. Did they handcuff you again? How about you take a gummy tonight and get a little extra sleep?"
..wrong.
November 21, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Dear Apple,
You spelled...
"It looks like you were stressed as balls yesterday. You didn't move much from your computer chair. Did they handcuff you again? How about you take a gummy tonight and get a little extra sleep?"
..wrong.
You spelled...
"It looks like you were stressed as balls yesterday. You didn't move much from your computer chair. Did they handcuff you again? How about you take a gummy tonight and get a little extra sleep?"
..wrong.
Love exploring cities solo.
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Love exploring cities solo.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
😅
😅
November 12, 2024 at 1:36 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
😅
😅
@joannastern.bsky.social
1. Reliable charging network if planning on road tripping.
2. Some form of advanced lane-assist / auto-pilot.
3. 250+ miles.
Honorable mentions:
1. Ground clearance
2. Auto lift gate
3. Good infotainment (Rivian / Tesla) or CarPlay.
4. Leather-ish interior for cleaning.
1. Reliable charging network if planning on road tripping.
2. Some form of advanced lane-assist / auto-pilot.
3. 250+ miles.
Honorable mentions:
1. Ground clearance
2. Auto lift gate
3. Good infotainment (Rivian / Tesla) or CarPlay.
4. Leather-ish interior for cleaning.
July 10, 2023 at 5:42 PM
@joannastern.bsky.social
1. Reliable charging network if planning on road tripping.
2. Some form of advanced lane-assist / auto-pilot.
3. 250+ miles.
Honorable mentions:
1. Ground clearance
2. Auto lift gate
3. Good infotainment (Rivian / Tesla) or CarPlay.
4. Leather-ish interior for cleaning.
1. Reliable charging network if planning on road tripping.
2. Some form of advanced lane-assist / auto-pilot.
3. 250+ miles.
Honorable mentions:
1. Ground clearance
2. Auto lift gate
3. Good infotainment (Rivian / Tesla) or CarPlay.
4. Leather-ish interior for cleaning.