I want a fridge that can say no
December 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I want a fridge that can say no
I would need like an hour intermission
December 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I would need like an hour intermission
Lower Broadway would be so much more chill - Billy Strings and Molly Tuttle open a weed centric bar
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Lower Broadway would be so much more chill - Billy Strings and Molly Tuttle open a weed centric bar
I agree I would watch Hamwet but "Hamnet"? Is it about a ham in a net - I am confused
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I agree I would watch Hamwet but "Hamnet"? Is it about a ham in a net - I am confused
It's a nice day for a red meat sauce
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's a nice day for a red meat sauce
Fart walk also known as regular walk
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fart walk also known as regular walk
For me it's just a normal walk
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
For me it's just a normal walk
I buy only the finest potatoes
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I buy only the finest potatoes
Defense calls renowned Mustard expert Dr. Hellmans to the stand
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Defense calls renowned Mustard expert Dr. Hellmans to the stand
This made me cry cant explain why
October 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This made me cry cant explain why
Firing the missles is a pro move - I would launch them for you if I could!
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Firing the missles is a pro move - I would launch them for you if I could!
Maybe put it in the other end - that should stem the flow
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Maybe put it in the other end - that should stem the flow
Deadhead by Fox Warren is my latest obsession
October 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Deadhead by Fox Warren is my latest obsession
I was thinking how can a wooden spoon be harmful? Then it struck me
October 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I was thinking how can a wooden spoon be harmful? Then it struck me
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - Call me Deep Blue
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - Call me Deep Blue
You should have gotten an email confirming your rapture status - check your spam folder
September 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You should have gotten an email confirming your rapture status - check your spam folder
I left him hummus and pita chips and he devoured it - not a crumb left
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I left him hummus and pita chips and he devoured it - not a crumb left
I ordered one! I love a mystery
September 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I ordered one! I love a mystery