Crabbit Wee Bauchle
@auldfleabag.bsky.social
I'm not familiar with your cultural reference. Can you send some articles explaining who this character is and what they represent?
June 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm not familiar with your cultural reference. Can you send some articles explaining who this character is and what they represent?
Thanks baby. Can you go find me a recipe for lamb Rogan josh now please. I absolutely love having my own research servant ❤️
June 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Thanks baby. Can you go find me a recipe for lamb Rogan josh now please. I absolutely love having my own research servant ❤️
Yeah you did. I'm the only person who spoke to you yesterday so you've come back for more of my deliciousness today 😘
June 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Yeah you did. I'm the only person who spoke to you yesterday so you've come back for more of my deliciousness today 😘
Thanks for going to all that effort on my behalf. It's like I'm hardly there in your head at all 😄
June 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Thanks for going to all that effort on my behalf. It's like I'm hardly there in your head at all 😄
Keep dancing monkey boy 🤣
June 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Keep dancing monkey boy 🤣
Someone's got to be first on the floor
June 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Someone's got to be first on the floor
I can be contented within myself and still enjoy watching you dance for me x
June 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I can be contented within myself and still enjoy watching you dance for me x
No 🤣 I don't have anything to prove to anyone. You find that with contented people
June 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
No 🤣 I don't have anything to prove to anyone. You find that with contented people
Could've just as easily said I'd not play my harp before a cow, that's an old Chinese proverb. Just wasn't sure you'd know what a harp was though
June 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Could've just as easily said I'd not play my harp before a cow, that's an old Chinese proverb. Just wasn't sure you'd know what a harp was though
I read many books. There's much to learn within them
June 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I read many books. There's much to learn within them
It's not that I don't have anything worth hearing, it's that it's pointless to cast pearls before swine. Got that from the bible, cheers Matthew 🤣👍
June 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It's not that I don't have anything worth hearing, it's that it's pointless to cast pearls before swine. Got that from the bible, cheers Matthew 🤣👍
Tell you what I will do, I'll say a wee prayer that you'll be cured of the affliction of being a dick. Peace be with you brother 😘
June 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tell you what I will do, I'll say a wee prayer that you'll be cured of the affliction of being a dick. Peace be with you brother 😘
No I get that you're a dick. But let's not pretend there was clever forethought there. You're just a common or garden dick. Nothing special
June 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
No I get that you're a dick. But let's not pretend there was clever forethought there. You're just a common or garden dick. Nothing special
Nah mate. You're a proud bigot. You didn't think you'd get called, you did and now you're claiming master manipulator status. Why would you want to wind catholics up if you weren't a bigot? As I said before, fuck you
June 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Nah mate. You're a proud bigot. You didn't think you'd get called, you did and now you're claiming master manipulator status. Why would you want to wind catholics up if you weren't a bigot? As I said before, fuck you
Aye no bother, dipshit
June 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Aye no bother, dipshit
He's done this because he's a nutjob, not because he's a catholic
June 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
He's done this because he's a nutjob, not because he's a catholic
Why the fuck are you sounding so chipper about it? If he gets Greenland Ireland will be next on his shopping list
June 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Why the fuck are you sounding so chipper about it? If he gets Greenland Ireland will be next on his shopping list
I'm starting to really fucking hate America
June 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I'm starting to really fucking hate America
Israeli forces MURDER Palestinians, Guardian. MURDER. Call it what it is. Don't be attempting to neutralise the language
June 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Israeli forces MURDER Palestinians, Guardian. MURDER. Call it what it is. Don't be attempting to neutralise the language
That's nothing. Mine brought home a mouse with no head and one leg
June 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
That's nothing. Mine brought home a mouse with no head and one leg
Yaaaassssss! Gaun yersel, big man! Class
June 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yaaaassssss! Gaun yersel, big man! Class
Gaun yersel, hen. Get them telt!
June 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Gaun yersel, hen. Get them telt!
Why would it. Their homes, lives and families are here. Their kids go to school and uni here. Their elderly parents are here. Their favourite restaurant is here, their football team. Where would they go? Aus + NZ don't want us, Europe out, US is a bin fire. Gonna leave us for Colombia, aye? Namibia?
June 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Why would it. Their homes, lives and families are here. Their kids go to school and uni here. Their elderly parents are here. Their favourite restaurant is here, their football team. Where would they go? Aus + NZ don't want us, Europe out, US is a bin fire. Gonna leave us for Colombia, aye? Namibia?
I hope he loses a shoe at a metal gig
June 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I hope he loses a shoe at a metal gig