August Bayne
@augustusbayne.bsky.social
I’m a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll, and completely discussed with most people in general.
I say the same thing to the clerk every time they ask.
August 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I say the same thing to the clerk every time they ask.
Is it me or is the US stock market going back into the can? It’s like one of those rubber super balls. Oops, what will the economic genius do next, blame the Dems, fire an underling, kick his dog? Stay tuned for our next exciting episode of Making America Great Again.
April 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Is it me or is the US stock market going back into the can? It’s like one of those rubber super balls. Oops, what will the economic genius do next, blame the Dems, fire an underling, kick his dog? Stay tuned for our next exciting episode of Making America Great Again.
WTH do I like watching zombie movies so much? It’s the same plot over & over. But I am glad Alex finally caught up with Spencer in Bozeman, Montana only to die in his arms of fourth degree frostbite. But not before she had their premature baby. I will loose my shit if she becomes a zombie in S4.
April 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
WTH do I like watching zombie movies so much? It’s the same plot over & over. But I am glad Alex finally caught up with Spencer in Bozeman, Montana only to die in his arms of fourth degree frostbite. But not before she had their premature baby. I will loose my shit if she becomes a zombie in S4.
Did someone really quote Joseph Geobbels in a senate committee hearing or did I dream that?
April 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Did someone really quote Joseph Geobbels in a senate committee hearing or did I dream that?
This is the best one so far.
April 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is the best one so far.
Why are we hitting Narnia harder than the fucking penguins?
April 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Why are we hitting Narnia harder than the fucking penguins?
You know you Secretary of Defense is cheating on you when he starts playing semantic games. Just because a journalist doesn’t understand the fine points of war plans on message app verses attack plans on text. Weak and sad.
March 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You know you Secretary of Defense is cheating on you when he starts playing semantic games. Just because a journalist doesn’t understand the fine points of war plans on message app verses attack plans on text. Weak and sad.
Even this guy thinks Trump and Vance are dicks.
March 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Even this guy thinks Trump and Vance are dicks.
Maybe I don’t understand how the economy works, if you fire 100k people in 30 days, is that good or bad for the economy? Will that count in the quarterly jobs report since it’s just federal workers? I hope RFK jr can explain it to us while he snorts Fentanyl off a prostitute.
February 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Maybe I don’t understand how the economy works, if you fire 100k people in 30 days, is that good or bad for the economy? Will that count in the quarterly jobs report since it’s just federal workers? I hope RFK jr can explain it to us while he snorts Fentanyl off a prostitute.
I always thought it was over the top to add my pronoun preferences on my profile or email signature. Getting misgendered has never been an issue for me. But now, knowing it pisses off all the right people, I’m rethinking that original notion. He, him, & they in case this makes you seathe.
February 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I always thought it was over the top to add my pronoun preferences on my profile or email signature. Getting misgendered has never been an issue for me. But now, knowing it pisses off all the right people, I’m rethinking that original notion. He, him, & they in case this makes you seathe.
I am arguably not a political wonk or legal guru so I say this as an average schmo. It seems wrong taking over the Gaza Strip, relocating everyone arbitrarily without their consent, and turning their land into resorts and condos. That’s just my surface feelings here.
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I am arguably not a political wonk or legal guru so I say this as an average schmo. It seems wrong taking over the Gaza Strip, relocating everyone arbitrarily without their consent, and turning their land into resorts and condos. That’s just my surface feelings here.
Quick survey: Currently 2 million federal employees have been asked to resign via email. If half eventually leave Federal service will this be good for the economy? Will this drive down grocery prices? Will veterans served by the VA be able to blame staff for lack of service and benefits?
January 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Quick survey: Currently 2 million federal employees have been asked to resign via email. If half eventually leave Federal service will this be good for the economy? Will this drive down grocery prices? Will veterans served by the VA be able to blame staff for lack of service and benefits?
JFK Jr at his confirmation hearing knowing that he is going to get confirmed no matter what he says.
two men are standing in a kitchen talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a hat .
ALT: two men are standing in a kitchen talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a hat .
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January 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
JFK Jr at his confirmation hearing knowing that he is going to get confirmed no matter what he says.
It’s seems surprising that the US neo-meritocracy would start off being run by people with no skill, experience, or education to do their jobs.
January 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’s seems surprising that the US neo-meritocracy would start off being run by people with no skill, experience, or education to do their jobs.
Let’s stop the pearl clutching:
1. He said he was going to do this stuff.
2. His peeps had 4 years to prepare so it’s happening fast.
3. They voted for him knowing what would happen.
4. Dems always had the option to do the same but didn’t do it.
5. #4 should make you mad not 1,2&,3.
1. He said he was going to do this stuff.
2. His peeps had 4 years to prepare so it’s happening fast.
3. They voted for him knowing what would happen.
4. Dems always had the option to do the same but didn’t do it.
5. #4 should make you mad not 1,2&,3.
January 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Let’s stop the pearl clutching:
1. He said he was going to do this stuff.
2. His peeps had 4 years to prepare so it’s happening fast.
3. They voted for him knowing what would happen.
4. Dems always had the option to do the same but didn’t do it.
5. #4 should make you mad not 1,2&,3.
1. He said he was going to do this stuff.
2. His peeps had 4 years to prepare so it’s happening fast.
3. They voted for him knowing what would happen.
4. Dems always had the option to do the same but didn’t do it.
5. #4 should make you mad not 1,2&,3.
Reposted by August Bayne
A pardoned J6er, Matthew W. Huttle, 42, of Hobart, Indiana, was shot and killed in Jasper County during a traffic stop yesterday.
This happened after an "altercation took place between the suspect and the officer, which resulted in the officer firing his weapon and fatally wounding the suspect."
This happened after an "altercation took place between the suspect and the officer, which resulted in the officer firing his weapon and fatally wounding the suspect."
January 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A pardoned J6er, Matthew W. Huttle, 42, of Hobart, Indiana, was shot and killed in Jasper County during a traffic stop yesterday.
This happened after an "altercation took place between the suspect and the officer, which resulted in the officer firing his weapon and fatally wounding the suspect."
This happened after an "altercation took place between the suspect and the officer, which resulted in the officer firing his weapon and fatally wounding the suspect."
This majestic creature was turning my house into Swiss cheese. I did everything I could to chase him away. But the hole making continued. I decided if he wanted food, I’d feed him. He isn’t trying to eat my house now. The suet cakes I buy are $1.29 each and we all abide. Thanks Dude.
January 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This majestic creature was turning my house into Swiss cheese. I did everything I could to chase him away. But the hole making continued. I decided if he wanted food, I’d feed him. He isn’t trying to eat my house now. The suet cakes I buy are $1.29 each and we all abide. Thanks Dude.
Mountain Home VA in Johnson City, TN has rescinded 47 jobs offers to people who will not assume their positions by Feb 15th. I know of at least one new program position that has been closed. I’m sure cutting staff and programs will help Vets in East TN. Thanks DJT!
January 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Mountain Home VA in Johnson City, TN has rescinded 47 jobs offers to people who will not assume their positions by Feb 15th. I know of at least one new program position that has been closed. I’m sure cutting staff and programs will help Vets in East TN. Thanks DJT!
Reposted by August Bayne
Chandrashekhar Azad the Indian freedom fighter once evaded British police looking for him on a train by disguising himself as the conducttor and escorting them from car to car helping them search
11. Who is the coolest person in history that no one has ever heard of?
January 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Chandrashekhar Azad the Indian freedom fighter once evaded British police looking for him on a train by disguising himself as the conducttor and escorting them from car to car helping them search
Watching the toasted cinematic feature “Stealth” from the heady dayz of 2005, when we thought all we needed was advanced fighters to destroy terrorism. In the end, all we did was tank the careers of three up and coming actors and make more terror. We never learn.
January 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Watching the toasted cinematic feature “Stealth” from the heady dayz of 2005, when we thought all we needed was advanced fighters to destroy terrorism. In the end, all we did was tank the careers of three up and coming actors and make more terror. We never learn.
Another great day in the land of the executive order. Remember the principles of resisting tyranny; don’t comply to illegal policies. They are policy not law.
January 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Another great day in the land of the executive order. Remember the principles of resisting tyranny; don’t comply to illegal policies. They are policy not law.
Well, so much for “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”. You have let freedom ring while you wait in Mexico, now. What a difference a century makes.
January 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Well, so much for “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”. You have let freedom ring while you wait in Mexico, now. What a difference a century makes.
I feel a bit manipulated with this on again off again TikTok ban?What changed? I thought we were under threat?I think this week is a good week to log out of all social media.This is not a protest but a deconstruction of my priorities amidst the background of our current societal dogma.Am I alone?
January 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I feel a bit manipulated with this on again off again TikTok ban?What changed? I thought we were under threat?I think this week is a good week to log out of all social media.This is not a protest but a deconstruction of my priorities amidst the background of our current societal dogma.Am I alone?
Cooking is a skill, like riding a bike, you have to practice, don’t beat yourself up for botching a recipe you make twice a year. No one is gonna die for a lack of cranberry sauce or an over cooked turkey. - Dalai Lama
November 28, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Cooking is a skill, like riding a bike, you have to practice, don’t beat yourself up for botching a recipe you make twice a year. No one is gonna die for a lack of cranberry sauce or an over cooked turkey. - Dalai Lama