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August Parker
@augustparker.bsky.social
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36 | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 | Pretend Fox | NSFW
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Geek. Gamer. Programmer. Writer. Infoxication Enthusiast. Leftist. BLM.
🎨: Edesk / BashBL-UX
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augustparker.bsky.social
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
A screencap from, I believe, a Mega Man cartoon of a robot dog holding its head in its paws with the caption “Shit man, I don’t know, I’m just a fucking dog.”
June 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
nah, blame the people who made the list. a lot of bad faith fuckheads are abusing lists for personal beefs and/or being tremendously irresponsible in how they add people to them. that’s how i ended up on the same kinda list lmao

no one tell them about my NB therian spouse, their head will explode
A cropped screenshot of Bluesky lists I’m on, including one by “chaoscorvid.bsky.social” named “👁️🐗👁️ Truscum, TERFs, anti-otherkin/therians” (Note: further text in the list name may be truncated)
June 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
i’m biased to the colors, but a french martini. pink, peach, and creamy white make for cute characters. i always had weakness for pink bnnuys.
A picture of a french martini, a mixed cocktail with cream white foam atop pink and cream colored liquid. Two raspberries on a skewer sit atop the martini glass.
April 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
that's because you're a fucking dipshit, jon

maybe if you weren't so busy condescendingly sneering at anyone using the word "fascist" to describe him and wagging your finger about the textbook definitions of words, you'd have been able to realize it sooner, you unbearably smug fuckass clown
A screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail for a clipe from The Daily Show which depicts Trump and Jon Stewart with text at the top reading "I did not think he would get this authoritarian this fast"
April 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
i’m a sucker for pink bnnuy boys, so i might be biased in thinking he’d make a cute bnnuy
A NSFW version of my ref sheet of my male pink fox fursona August.
April 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
every once in a while i remember these purported leftists with takes so stupid i had to save them for posterity

still think a 2nd Biden term would be worse than this, Bree? Trump still to the left of Biden? still no discernible differences between the two?

absolute fucking clowns
A screenshot of a tweet by @ BreeNewsome on Twitter from 3/3/2024: “At this juncture I'm convinced a 2nd Biden term is more dangerous than a 2nd Trump term— for the simple reason liberals embrace lawlessness & genocide under Biden, but would suddenly remember all lives matter once Biden lost & Trump was back steering this airborne bus of a govt“ 11:52 AM • 3/3/24 From Earth • 793K Views A screenshot of a tweet by @ fOrGiVeNcHy on Twitter from 2024 (exact date unknown): “Trump was more honest than Biden Trump never lied & claimed he would freeze all deportations during the first 100 days of his presidency, nor claim he would cancel $50,000 of student debt, nor immediately send $2000 checks out the door Trump has always been to the left of Biden” @ fOrGiVeNcHy is responding via quote tweet to a post by @ DiscloseTV on Twitter from 2024: “JUST IN - After Biden's first 100 days in office, the Washington Post shuts down the presidential "fact-checking" database, started under former President Trump.” A screenshot of a tweet by @ moorehn on Twitter from 5/1/2024: “There is also no appreciable difference between Biden and Trump right now. We already had four years of Trump. We've seen most of his playbook. Biden is equal on every front: Corruption, stealing documents, letting Covid kill millions, militarized violence. Biden actually exceeds Trump in militarized violence against US citizens. In their negatives they are exactly matched.” 1:19 PM • 5/1/24 From Earth • 23K Views @ moorehn is responding via quote tweet to a post by @ DavidAstinWalsh on Twitter from 5/1/2024: “”Trump will be worse.” Well yes, obviously, but honestly I suspect what a lot of people mean by this is that Trump will (again) unleash state violence ag...” The rest of the quote tweet is cut off. A screenshot of a post by @ carlmarx on Bsky from 2024 (exact date unknown): “If the liberals are right and we only have two choices then I choose trump Cuz then maybe they'll actually do something to help stop the madness they created”
April 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
i would rather chew glass
A cropped screenshot of an iPhone showing a notification from Twitter titled “Hey, free to chat?” with the text “Try talking to Grok with voice mode. 😉”
March 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
augustparker.bsky.social
Before you share lewds, let your art and photos pass through three gates:
A sign that reads: IS IT HOT ? DOES IT LOOK GOOD ? ARE YOU PROUD TO SERVE IT ?
January 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
ewwwww!!! this little bottle of hot sauce i found on my partner’s bedside table tastes fucking terrible on my pizza!!!!!
A photo of my hand holding a very small yellow bottle with red text and lightning bolt logo labeled “RUSH” that’s open, in front of a plate of pizza. One piece of pizza has a bite out of it.
January 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
i'd love to snag a slot in the first YCH (riding on the couch) in Mark's position!

(link to high-res version: drive.google.com/file/d/1t6-Y...)
A ref sheet for my fursona, August, a pink and cream colored male fox
December 22, 2024 at 12:44 AM
augustparker.bsky.social
made a version for myself, to inspire me when my brain turns against me
A screencap from tumblr that’s been modified. A post from user “gayhex” reads “dont kill yourself your ass is so thick”. The word ass is clearly overlaying another word to replace it. A comment beneath by user “gothgays” reads “Needed to hear this tonight. Thank you”
December 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
showed my enby otherkin spouse this blocklist i got added to by some terminally online weirdo to make them just start uncontrollably cackling

afaik i got added to this list b/c i blocked them. i never interacted w/ them tho. which means they manually track every block & add them to this list lmao
A screenshot showing the name of a blocklist I’m on, “Truscum, TERFs, anti-otherkin/the[rian]…”
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
i am not a number, i am a man!

also i'm #301,779
A screenshot generated by Bsky celebrating reaching 10 million users. It reads "Celebrating 10M users 🎉", and beneath it in a large font, "#301,779", with a small graphic beneath it that reads "Certified Bluesky Elder" wrapped around "First 10%". At the bottom are my account name and handle, and my join date of July 14. 2023.
September 17, 2024 at 3:59 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
the Zenless Zone Zero update in a nutshell

(original art by moriendel: www.tumblr.com/moriendel/67...)
A screenshot of a cutscene in Zenless Zone Zero where the cute new twinky catboy, Seth, is raising his hand and speaking. Superimposed in front is art by moriendel of Yzma and Cronk from The Emperor's New Groove. Yzma is pointing back behind her at Seth and seething through clenched teeth to Cronk "I want that twink OBLITERATED."
August 22, 2024 at 5:01 AM
augustparker.bsky.social
congrats on 40k! here is my modern day thief of a sona, to use as a bystander if ya like
A ref sheet for my pink and cream colored fox fursona, August.
August 6, 2024 at 3:40 AM
augustparker.bsky.social
oops forgot to post it was my birthday on sunday

so uhhhh have a screenshot from last year, two days late lol
A screenshot of my Twitter profile showing balloons floating to the top of the screen, indicating it was my birthday when it was taken.
July 9, 2024 at 5:43 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
#NSFW

Looks like the Neapolitan Miscreant is up to no good again! This time it looks like August came across a handsome cutie & couldn't wait to get that man's cock in his muzzle, so found the nearest bathroom stall. We've all been there... right?

Fox: Me
Rat: Lich (Flash_The_Otter)
Art: BashBL-UX
A piece of NSFW adult artwork depicting my pink and cream-colored fox fursona August on his knees in a public bathroom stall while orally servicing the cock of a black and purple rat named Lich, who leans back against the wall of the stall. August is wearing his usual "base" outfit of light purple bandana tied around his neck; light purple and dark grey jockstrap, with the pouch pulled to the side so his erect canine-style cock, complete with knot, is out; black leather tri-point chest harness, armbands, wrist cuffs, and ankle cuff on his left ankle; and silver charm anklet on his right ankle. He has the tip of Lich's purple cock in his open muzzle, cum on his chin, and is looking up into Lich's eyes as he tugs Lich's purple shorts down with one paw while his other arm wraps around Lich's left side and his paw grips the small of Lich's back through the fabric of the rat's dark grey and purple trimmed tanktop.
June 9, 2024 at 8:09 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
just tried kombucha for the first time and my exact reactions were bewildered disgust followed by “but i don’t hate it”

i thought, oh there’s a meme that captures that, i should use it when i post about it

just learned the meme is from a woman’s reaction to trying kombucha for the first time lmao
A side-by-side of a woman making two different faces: on the left, disgust; on the right, an eyebrows-high “maybe?” From a well known TikTok meme of a woman trying kombucha for the first time.
June 7, 2024 at 6:28 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
just look at this mans, that’s the face of a bottom who wants to be ruined on a daily basis
A cropped piece of art by BlueZeru/BlackAkerra of my khajiit archer Ja’Karzo, dressed in resplendent and revealing armor, a gold laurel crown framing his fiery red tipped hair, and with intricate gold chain piercings from the bridge of his muzzle to his ears. He has a wicked, toothy grin and bedroom eyes as he stares off into the distance, probably at the next person he will bed and then rob in that order.
June 5, 2024 at 7:10 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
imagine calling MSG a toxin in the year of our lord 2024

just b/c you & your family are afraid of flavor more intense than mayonnaise, have never touched a spice, and only own salt & pepper -- which are as unused as the words "I love you" in your house -- doesn't mean everything's a toxin, LAURIE
A 1 out of 5 star review posted by Laurie that reads "The ingredients read like a list of toxins to avoid, including MSG."
June 5, 2024 at 5:22 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
retweet with your polycule

a good party is well-balanced
A photo of the main cast of The Expanse standing on the flight deck of the Rocinante. From left to right: Naomi Nagata, Amos Burton, James Holden, and Alex Kamal.
June 3, 2024 at 3:00 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
🔥 spicier 🔥 alts of the neapolitan miscreant

art by BashBL-UX
An explicit pinup of August, a male fox, celebrating Pride. He has pink and cream fur, with light brown fur on his forearms & legs from the knee down. He has light brown hair with purple highlights and circular piercings on his left ear & left lower lip. His left eye is light purple & his right is light blue. He has circular piercings on each nipple. He is wearing only leather bondage cuffs, leather armbands, and a tri-point leather chest harness. His sheath and balls are on full display, with a lil bit of his tip peeking from his sheath. He smiles at the camera and holds an inclusive pride progress flag behind him. Rainbow confetti falls from the sky. An explicit pinup of August, a male fox, celebrating Pride. He has pink and cream fur, with light brown fur on his forearms & legs from the knee down. He has light brown hair with purple highlights and circular piercings on his left ear & left lower lip. His left eye is light purple & his right is light blue. He has circular piercings on each nipple. He is wearing only leather bondage cuffs, leather armbands, and a tri-point leather chest harness. His erect, canine-style cock is fully out of his sheath and on display, swollen knot and all; his balls, of course, are fully visible too. He smiles at the camera and holds an inclusive pride progress flag behind him. Rainbow confetti falls from the sky.
June 2, 2024 at 2:36 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
happy pride month you little queer critters 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ be defiant, be kinky, be yourself
A suggestive pinup of August, a male fox, celebrating Pride. He has pink and cream fur, with light brown fur on his forearms & legs from the knee down. He has light brown hair with purple highlights and circular piercings on his left ear & left lower lip. His left eye is light purple & his right is light blue. He has circular piercings on each nipple. He is wearing only leather bondage cuffs, leather armbands, a tri-point leather chest harness, and a purple and black jockstrap. He smiles at the camera and holds an inclusive pride progress flag behind him. Rainbow confetti falls from the sky.
June 2, 2024 at 2:30 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
look if you give a fox a new power like DMs we will immediately use it for mischief because foxes are chaotic little gremlins
A Bluesky DM to my spouse @oneiriccanid.bsky.social that has the 3 messages in blue, indicating I am the sender: hi a/s/l ? do u rp
May 22, 2024 at 9:03 PM
augustparker.bsky.social
you can always tell which “leftists” have nothing on the line, no way in which they or anyone they actually care about will be harmed by a trump presidency, because they’ll say deranged shit like this

ask the KPD how their accelerationist view of the nazi party worked out for them in 1933

oh wait
a post by a leftist that reads “If the liberals are right and we only have two choices then I choose trump. Cuz then maybe they’ll actually do something to help stop the madness they created”
May 17, 2024 at 3:50 PM