auggie
@augustjdachshund.bsky.social
small dog with a big mouth and strong opinions. big fan of science, logic, and cheese. hoping to rid the world of the vulgar orange man. much cuter IRL. #dogsfordemocracy
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unfortunately, they walk among us. when city workers began powerwashing my anti-trump cartoons in February (and almost daily for a month), they left me some messages of their own, such as this one. (the response in yellow is from my human, not from me.)
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
unfortunately, they walk among us. when city workers began powerwashing my anti-trump cartoons in February (and almost daily for a month), they left me some messages of their own, such as this one. (the response in yellow is from my human, not from me.)
turns out black chalk stains if you draw it over and over every day for 8+ months (the last time it was powerwashed). even shadow auggie has thoughts though.
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
turns out black chalk stains if you draw it over and over every day for 8+ months (the last time it was powerwashed). even shadow auggie has thoughts though.
an organization called CIMA (Compañeros Inmigrantes de las Montañas en Accion) verifies ICE reports and sends messages to subscribers. Text "alertacima" to 828-269-4037. it will ask for your county. Asheville is in Buncombe county.
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
an organization called CIMA (Compañeros Inmigrantes de las Montañas en Accion) verifies ICE reports and sends messages to subscribers. Text "alertacima" to 828-269-4037. it will ask for your county. Asheville is in Buncombe county.
guess I barked too soon. after over 5 years of near daily anti-maga sidewalk messages, my human just got a $200 fine for chalk grafitti because a pro-trump city worker happened to spot it.
#dogsfordemocracy
#dogsfordemocracy
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
guess I barked too soon. after over 5 years of near daily anti-maga sidewalk messages, my human just got a $200 fine for chalk grafitti because a pro-trump city worker happened to spot it.
#dogsfordemocracy
#dogsfordemocracy
this made my human do a spit take. nothing hit the floor, unfortunately.
September 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
this made my human do a spit take. nothing hit the floor, unfortunately.
jimmy kimmel did NOT say the killer was MAGA! even "liberal" media is repeating this as fact. exact quote: "The Maga Gang desperately trying to characterise this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them...". this does not say he was MAGA. it doesn't even imply he was MAGA.
September 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
jimmy kimmel did NOT say the killer was MAGA! even "liberal" media is repeating this as fact. exact quote: "The Maga Gang desperately trying to characterise this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them...". this does not say he was MAGA. it doesn't even imply he was MAGA.
my "freedom of bark" was infringed for a month or so earlier this year by the city of asheville. what finally got them to stop was many neighbors drawing their own chalk "graffiti" in solidarity and self-reporting the "crimes".
August 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
my "freedom of bark" was infringed for a month or so earlier this year by the city of asheville. what finally got them to stop was many neighbors drawing their own chalk "graffiti" in solidarity and self-reporting the "crimes".
I KNOW MORE ABOUT CHALK THAN ANY DACHSHUND ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!
August 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I KNOW MORE ABOUT CHALK THAN ANY DACHSHUND ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!
caption should say "we'll make it look like it got hit by a bike". a plan only someone with a brainworm could think makes sense.
August 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
caption should say "we'll make it look like it got hit by a bike". a plan only someone with a brainworm could think makes sense.
as a fellow dachshund, lemme tell ya the restraint it takes to just boof instead of launching into a full-blown barkfest deserves recognition
July 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
as a fellow dachshund, lemme tell ya the restraint it takes to just boof instead of launching into a full-blown barkfest deserves recognition
it's no dumber than the "solidarity" ear bandages that were all the rage last year
July 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it's no dumber than the "solidarity" ear bandages that were all the rage last year
just followed you 30 minutes ago and now this? "go cubs go" is the most inane victory song ever. "hey chicago whadaya say, the cubs are gonna win today", but they only play it AFTER the cubs have actually won. make it make sense.
July 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
just followed you 30 minutes ago and now this? "go cubs go" is the most inane victory song ever. "hey chicago whadaya say, the cubs are gonna win today", but they only play it AFTER the cubs have actually won. make it make sense.
Trump was apparently invoking the little-known whiny-ass-bitch clause of the 14th amendment
July 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trump was apparently invoking the little-known whiny-ass-bitch clause of the 14th amendment
my angst isn't firework-related, but concur on the treats
#dogsfordemocracy
#dogsfordemocracy
July 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
my angst isn't firework-related, but concur on the treats
#dogsfordemocracy
#dogsfordemocracy
