so does shit posting exist here or am i deleting this too

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.

had to euthanize my very first squishmellow so I turned her into a lampshade :^)

theres a wolf inside me

pumping my fist and hollering support