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augie279.bsky.social
Hot Single Zoroarks In Your Area
@augie279.bsky.social
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purple in a sea of blue and pink
20, nonbinary (they/them), ΘΔ
#nsfw kink grab bag. Read pinned thread. (🔞)
Don’t wanna see that? Mute, block, or don’t follow.

Same username on FA/Discord. Still a bit shy, so I might take a bit to reply.
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A post on r/schizoposters with the title “Holy shit, it is all starting to fall into place!”. The post is a picture of a corkboard with large photos of Trump and Epstein pinned and connected with string. The rest of the board is empty.
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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A skeleton holding an ice pop. The caption reads “DO YOU GUYS WANT A POPSICLE” at the top and “MY MOM SAID YOU CAN COME INSIDE AND GET ONE” at the bottom.
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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the charts:
The level select screen for Geometry Dash, showing Stereo Madness, the easiest level.
October 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Your sona wouldn’t mind being dragged through here would it. The color red has more positive meanings than negative after all
The hallway of a children’s hospital. Two broad, chaotic streaks of red on the floor diverge from the left to the far hall and toward the camera.
September 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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This your dad?
A black rotary phone.
September 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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seeing pretty much anything in the news since the start of 2025 has just been
exhausted emoji looking at phone
September 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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The fursona flavor thing again but I’m vorny as hell so I’ve thought a lot more about this than I likely should’ve. Thank god a meal similar to what I had envisioned already exists, or I’d have to worry whether or not it actually tasted good.
A cropped bust shot of Augie the shiny Zoroark looking slightly tsundere after being licked by an offscreen Mint the Arcanine. Venison backstrap with blackberry sauce.
September 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I summon the magic card Pot of Greed! It allows me to draw 2 cards from my deck and add them to my hand.
The card Laboratory from the game Dominion. It is an Action that costs $5 with the text "+2 Cards, +1 Action".
August 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Not exactly familiar with Beastieball but this seemed fun enough
A screenshot of the results screen. The stated results are “Your vibe is calm” and “Your Beastie form is Yueffowl”.
August 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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how much you wanna bet he's got a killer pussy behind that feather
A render of the new Mega Hawlucha posing triumphantly.
August 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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random zor on my Econ notes
A sketch of a Zoroark in purple pen. Above is written “I have the dexterity of an earthquake”.
August 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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fuck off porn bot you are the exact type of account this isn’t directed at
A screenshot of an account named “Girls Collection Japan” liking the parent post.
August 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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just reminded of this honestly
An XKCD comic. [Cueball is talking to Megan who is behind a waist-high screen across a doorway with colorful playpen balls behind her.] Cueball: Hey, I was wondering if you had plans for-- holy crap, what happened to your apartment? Megan: I filled it with playpen balls! Cueball: I... what? Why? [Megan is seen from the front through the door with the colored balls behind her.] Megan: Because we're grown-ups now, and it's our turn to decide what that means. [Cueball is seen from the side standing next to the open door. Megan cannot be seen, except her hands on the screen, but some of the colored balls can be seen through the door. A beat panel.] [Same view but both have entered into the apartment, with colored balls spilling out into the corridor so that the screen, Cueball, and Megan are no longer shown.] Cueball and Megan: ♥
August 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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>searching up art of a specific kink
>"comms open"
>looks inside
>"won't draw: [the thing I'm looking for]"
A cat looking at the camera
August 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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“I’m gonna cook with this take”
The take:
A frozen chicken. It appears dried out, and some frost is visible on it.
August 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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“Source?” “I made it up”
July 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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There's at least three of them right there?
A screenshot of the parent tweet with the word "circles" circled in purple and an arrow pointing at the four Os in the third word, with three question marks to the right.
July 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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him
Art of an Arcanine-Ivysaur hybrid named Mint biting onto a Zoroark named Augie’s mane. Drawn by Derpy197 on Twitter. Art of Mint and Augie cuddling on the couch in a wooden cabin. Drawn by the1boxfox. A cropped image of Mint’s reference sheet captioned “Repost this this dog”. Art by Shuren123 on YCH.Commishes.com. A chibi full body of Mint cropped from his refsheet with the caption “Do not repost this image or he will appear in your room at 3AM”. Art by Shuren123.
July 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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please do this to me I'm so fuckign tired
A tumblr post from the user pavlovsbimbo. Reads as follows: At a kink party recently, and someone said "aww are you pretending to be a person?" She ran her fingers through my hair and said "that must be so tiring, you don't need to pretend anymore."
June 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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It seems like you have an interest in reading this article. Would you like its contents chewed up and spat back out to you in a way that completely removes all nuance of the original author’s words?
The mascot Clippy from old Microsoft installations.
June 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
An image depicting Plato’s Cave with one of the prisoners saying “chat is this real”.
May 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Yeah this whole system is fucked. Burn it to the ground
Basil (@LinkOfSunshine) on Twitter posting a graph of the SPY 504 market graph with the caption “lmao the amount of SPY calls increased by over 10x literally 10 mins before the announcement”. The graph shows just that, the price of the stock shooting up from roughly $2 to $16 at about 12:00 on April 9th.
April 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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A panel from a Ctrl-Alt-Del comic, showing a judge hammering a gavel and saying "Death."
April 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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they finally unwhitewashed her I'm so fuckign happy
A screenshot of princess daisy from the newly released Mario Kart World trailer.
April 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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it's beautiful
A poorly made drawing of a shiny Zoroark with a floral crown and a black lotus pendant.
March 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM