Yup, fork, microwave 6 minutes, then I toss them in some olive oil and salt+pepper, put them in a shallow metal pan and bake at 400 for 20 minutes. The skins get crispy and browned. So yummy that you can eat the skin too!

You just have to poke holes all around it with a fork. They forgot to mention that part.

You forgot to tell people to poke holes all around the potatoes with a fork before microwaving to prevent an explosion.

Yikes why?! He's literally the worst Chris.

I love it so much that you're a New Order and Joy Division fan.

We have legit atrocities happening right here right now on our own soil committed by this fascist regime. That's what's on my feed and I'm sure yours too. Can you spare a thought for them? They're rounding people up like it's Planet of the Apes out here!

Now I know what ICE will tell the world when I am taken

I was born during my parents' tour of Germany

My dad joined to escape segregation in North Carolina

I joined, too

There's only a handful of countries they can send me to where I won't be killed for MY service...

bsky.app/profile/jenn...

Nobody surprising, and Bill Gates gets a pass as he's giving pretty much 100% of his fortune away by the time he dies.

Wow. You join Bluesky and this is the bullshit you choose to shove down our throats? Get the fuck outta here with your hate and bigotry!! Your legacy will be non existent and you will never be president.

1. His wife publicly hates him.
2. The legacy he will leave behind will be of a sad, lonely man who tried very hard to buy respect, and failed.
3. He will most likely die sooner than expected due to stress, age, and cheeseburger.

I know you mean well, but you have got to be delusional if you think he cares. He doesn't care. They don't care.

That's a weird and paranoid question to ask someone you don't know.

I was at Peter Hook last night!

Officer Chungus