Audrey
@audreychard.bsky.social
Chaotic Good | Mom | Guitarist | Technologist | Tattooed Bad Bitch | Unapologetically Queer.
ATTN: Culture Ship "Tell Me I’m Pretty and Topple Capitalism"
Situation report:
Civilization still insists on paywalls, billionaires, poverty, corruption, and performative optimism.
Requesting extraction for myself + my closest billion friends.
We’re done here, please come get us. #TheCulture
Situation report:
Civilization still insists on paywalls, billionaires, poverty, corruption, and performative optimism.
Requesting extraction for myself + my closest billion friends.
We’re done here, please come get us. #TheCulture
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
ATTN: Culture Ship "Tell Me I’m Pretty and Topple Capitalism"
Situation report:
Civilization still insists on paywalls, billionaires, poverty, corruption, and performative optimism.
Requesting extraction for myself + my closest billion friends.
We’re done here, please come get us. #TheCulture
Situation report:
Civilization still insists on paywalls, billionaires, poverty, corruption, and performative optimism.
Requesting extraction for myself + my closest billion friends.
We’re done here, please come get us. #TheCulture
New economic indicator: how many people can't figure out the carts at Aldi. Today I saw multiple people unaware that you needed a quarter. Ah, I see you're new to poverty.
September 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
New economic indicator: how many people can't figure out the carts at Aldi. Today I saw multiple people unaware that you needed a quarter. Ah, I see you're new to poverty.
Every so often I witness #caucasity that drops my jaw.
At a talk on Chinese immigration in the Midwest, a 60-ish white guy asked if Chop Suey restaurants were new to them since “they only had street food back in China.”
Sir… a 5000-year-old civilization had restaurants. What is wrong with you.
At a talk on Chinese immigration in the Midwest, a 60-ish white guy asked if Chop Suey restaurants were new to them since “they only had street food back in China.”
Sir… a 5000-year-old civilization had restaurants. What is wrong with you.
June 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Every so often I witness #caucasity that drops my jaw.
At a talk on Chinese immigration in the Midwest, a 60-ish white guy asked if Chop Suey restaurants were new to them since “they only had street food back in China.”
Sir… a 5000-year-old civilization had restaurants. What is wrong with you.
At a talk on Chinese immigration in the Midwest, a 60-ish white guy asked if Chop Suey restaurants were new to them since “they only had street food back in China.”
Sir… a 5000-year-old civilization had restaurants. What is wrong with you.
@gretchenmenn.bsky.social what am I looking at here amp wise? I was to far away to really see. Stomp HX? I can't tell when I zoom in.
It also took every ounce of restraint to not yell "it's clearly Kashmir, Gretchen is tuning every string" before the encore.
It also took every ounce of restraint to not yell "it's clearly Kashmir, Gretchen is tuning every string" before the encore.
May 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
@gretchenmenn.bsky.social what am I looking at here amp wise? I was to far away to really see. Stomp HX? I can't tell when I zoom in.
It also took every ounce of restraint to not yell "it's clearly Kashmir, Gretchen is tuning every string" before the encore.
It also took every ounce of restraint to not yell "it's clearly Kashmir, Gretchen is tuning every string" before the encore.
The walk to my favorite coffee shop is a crash course in what redlining is.
Our house is in a historically black neighborhood. The coffee shop is not.
Our house is in a historically black neighborhood. The coffee shop is not.
January 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The walk to my favorite coffee shop is a crash course in what redlining is.
Our house is in a historically black neighborhood. The coffee shop is not.
Our house is in a historically black neighborhood. The coffee shop is not.