audrew.bsky.social
@audrew.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
AJ Brown has just unfollowed his own hands on social media
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
"PLEASE LET ME STARVE CHILDREN" - The President
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Don't Republicans say the COVID "jab" killed more people than the disease? Is Trump responsible for that too?
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Fetterman: "It's tough being a Democrat. We talk a good game, but it's hard to get anything done."
MTG: "It's hard being a Republican. Everyone hates you because your policies are evil."
TOGETHER: "I WISH WE COULD SWITCH PLACES"

***Suddenly, the talisman they were both holding starts smoking.***
October 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
So, you're saying SOME kids deserve to die??
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
No shoes or trafficked minors in the house!
September 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is what her HUSBAND voted for
September 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Should spend more time fixing teeth and less time collecting reef fish for your office aquarium. Yeah, I’m looking at YOU, pediatric dentist Dr. P Sherman!
July 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Wow, someone sure is Moses Moody
June 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Iran's likely response:
June 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We didn't cover it up.....read it all in my book that took months to write and publish with all the juicy details THAT WE DIDN'T COVER UP
May 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
He needs to run in 2028. I'm 1000% for real.
May 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I've been to New York 3 times. I have only ever traveled by subway when I'm there, and it has always been a pleasant experience. I'm sure crime happens there occasionally, but that's the same with any place. My kids were pumped to take the train from Chelsea all the way to Coney Island.
April 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
All of you people calling this "slavery" are making me sick! It's technically "indentured servitude"
April 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
That's sort of the point of the 2nd game. You are forced to play as Abby AFTER what she did. What happens after that is incredible.
April 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Yeah! Why aren’t the doctors more practiced at treating measles!?!? They don’t even TEACH how to battle polio in medical school these days!
April 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I just bought 45 acres outside Duluth! Cariboukita Banana coming to a grocery store near you soon!
April 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
They have zero chance of winning a playoff series by allowing open 3 after open 3.
March 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Most annoying acceptance speech ever?
March 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM