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Audrey
@audrae.bsky.social
I downloaded Canva on vacation at midnight to make this because once inspiration strikes, you have to listen to it.
March 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Shout! Factory TV: Technically all movies are mysteries because you don't know what's gonna happen next!
November 27, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Google has started giving me search results generated by AI and it's frequently much less helpful.
April 30, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Companies: No one wants to work anymore.

Also companies: We will try our best to break you and when we inevitably do, don't say it was our fault.
December 20, 2023 at 2:16 PM
OMG THEY HAVE MET

(Photo evidence provided by @imvanessa.bsky.social)
September 25, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Really took me so long to figure out the movie started.
August 25, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Watching a Hallmark movie with ads and I can't tell if the movie is back on or if it's just a Folgers commercial.
August 25, 2023 at 12:32 AM
I gave @dankmccoy.bsky.social one shot to guess to what I was actually looking at and he basically did it.

(He said "an Orson Welles movie" and it was "Lady From Shanghai.")
July 30, 2023 at 3:49 AM
A man likes all of my photos! He even said they were "impressive!" I'm glad to be doing something right! He even noticed from my small profile photo that I'm not white and wants to know more about me! Wow, can't believe this is happening to me! I've never felt more seen-- this could be the one!
July 29, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Happy Barbenheimer to all!
July 20, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Being held prisoner by cat. Send help. Need snacks and water.
July 18, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Instagram is a coward for censoring human centipede gifs and stickers.
July 17, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Pro tip: Have yourself a karaoke birthday party sonewhere with a balcony so you can sing "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" down at your friends. (📷 @davevhal.bsky.social)
July 16, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Sell off those old Beanie Babies and start putting your money into these antiques before the prices go sky high.
July 15, 2023 at 3:29 PM
What's the point of anything, really? We're all in a simulation, mannnnnnnn
July 15, 2023 at 3:20 AM
July 8, 2023 at 1:13 PM