Whenever I use one of those toilets with a half seat and no lid, I still lower it before flushing. Just out of respect

Escaping the suburban sprawl hellscape of Ohio to instead be in Arizona—where the suburban sprawl hellscape is much worse—but my wife is there, so it's still a net positive

Re-entering my futch era (ran out of time and hot water to shave both my legs)

Made some pumpkin and turkey curry with Thanksgiving leftovers last night. Turned out pretty solid, good blend of sweet and spicy. Could've used more salt probably

At this point I'm convinced Ryan Day is in serious gambling debt and is being forced to throw these Michigan games

They're letting me out of the enclosure, but only to put me in a different, more confining enclosure

Some previously uncredited Audrey bangers

Dedicated to not being shy in front of my family over the holidays. I don't think they'll be weird to me but I want to make sure they can't just "forget" that I'm a girl

"Embody" might be one of my favorite words